Have you ever been this drunk?

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Not that I'd have to be that drunk to ride a pig, but let's hear your story.

yes I have been that hammered. cops don't like being hugged.

Drunk enough to ride a pig? I guess you could call it that...

What you guys never went out Hoggin? Looks like a typical Saturday night in my 20's.

I've ridden pigs sober, does that count?

gratus fermentatio said:

I've ridden pigs sober, does that count?

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No, but it does make you my hero.

gratus fermentatio said:

I've ridden pigs sober, does that count?

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How do you get a sober pig to let you ride it?


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nasty_rabbit said:

how do you get a sober pig to let you ride it?


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ha!

nasty_rabbit said:

How do you get a sober pig to let you ride it?


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I think that's a question for Kermit the frog.

GD webcams! Can't get away with anything anymore!

I've been less than that drunk, and more than that drunk. Never had a pig around in between those two stages.

seriously, don't try to hug cops in bars. they will be nowhere near drunk as you and want to get back to their walk through rounds. and most of them won't take shots with you either.

I've been jailed for public intoxication on st Patrick's day drunk...

paperairplane said:

I've been jailed for public intoxication on st Patrick's day drunk...

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I feel like st. Patricks day should be a get out of jail free card... You got an anniversary coming up.

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How do you get a sober pig to let you ride it?


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I was 7 & had a friend who's family raised hogs. A few times we'd sneak up on unsuspecting pigs, leap onto their backs, grab hold of their ears & hang on while they ran, trying to shake us off. Pig pen rodeo.
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mmmmm...that hog looks familiar

I'd give Miss Piggy a snout full.

Zuljin said:

I'd give Miss Piggy a snout full.

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Sounds like a rip-snortin' time!

gratus fermentatio said:

I've ridden pigs sober, does that count?

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That's awesome!

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How do you get a sober pig to let you ride it?


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Tell her she's pretty

I rode a couple of hogs when I was a kid. Mom's friend raised a few big ones. They were tame enough to let you ride them without throwing you off.

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I'd give Miss Piggy a snout full.

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Don't pigs have teeth as sharp as razor blades?

Something to think about...

What is the difference between a redneck and a boar hog? A boar hog won't hang around until 2 am waiting to F**k a pig.

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Man, I live in Iowa. EVERYTIME I get sh&tfaced...it's that sh&tfaced!