You know you have been brewing to long when...

[g_rath]

I thought this might be fun.
If it has been done before I apologize, but I couldn’t find one.

You know you have been brewing to long when...

Your SWMBO refers to her self as a “brew widow” because she knows she won’t see you on the weekend.

Your kids are named “Cornelius” and “2-row”

You get a call from the school because your 3rd grader made all grain beer for her science fair project.

You cry tears of joy when you here this.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

I'll go realistic here...

you lose track of how many beers you've brewed

you lose track of how much $$ you've spent, and don't want SWMBO to have any idea

you can taste the different malts and hops in commercial beers - because you've used them in your own beers

you start building your 2nd brew stand

minime starts asking when you're going to make more beer

you make fun of Mr Beer kits

 

[Orfy]

Isn't this rather like the you are no longer a noob thread?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=24540

 

[cheezydemon]

Yes, and I don't think that you can brew for too long. Sorry!

 

[DeathBrewer]

when you're dead and buried and can't brew anymore