You know what I hate?

[shecky]

I'm bout to trick out my grill, so don't be frontin' or you'll make me Hulk out.

I hate teen slang.

 

[HBHoss]

Yeah, I know...


Hey we haven't played the guess the member with pictures game in awhile....anyone know where the thread is?

I can't find it. I may have passed over it but I checked the threads here.

 

[shecky]

I can't find it. I may have passed over it but I checked the threads here.

Oh, oh, did it suffer the wrath of mods, too?

 

[HBHoss]

Oh, oh, did it suffer the wrath of mods, too?

Guess we'll just have to start over.

 

[flyangler18]

I hate when my sourdough won't rise nearly as much as I'd like.

I know, I know. It's such a minor quibble. But, dammit, I want a nicely risen loaf!

 

[shecky]

I hate when my sourdough won't rise nearly as much as I'd like.

I know, I know. It's such a minor quibble. But, dammit, I want a nicely risen loaf!

Is there anything you don't do? I feel like a monumental life failure.

I hate when people do lots of stuff and I'm equipped to do, well, mostly nothing.

 

[flyangler18]

Is there anything you don't do? I feel like a monumental life failure.

I hate when people do lots of stuff and I'm equipped to do, well, mostly nothing.

Oh please. You write professionally. That, my friend, is a big plus in my book.

I've published a few poems, but it's been a few years. Time to start writing seriously again.

 

[DeathBrewer]

are you saying you're not well-equiped? poor guy

 

[shecky]

Oh please. You write professionally. That, my friend, is a big plus in my book.

The way things are going, not for long.

are you saying you're not well-equiped? poor guy

Yeah, what of it? You long-haired freak.

 

[HBHoss]

I hate when my sourdough won't rise nearly as much as I'd like.

I know, I know. It's such a minor quibble. But, dammit, I want a nicely risen loaf!

I hear dat. I hate it when I can't pinch a loaf!

 

[flyangler18]

The way things are going, not for long.

Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about the mood in your shop right now. My company is being sold, so my own future is up in air. Realistically, it won't happen until late in Q1 of 2009; I've been interviewing with radio station groups.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I hear dat. I hate it when I can't pinch a loaf!

you know that feeling when the huge crap you took shoots back inside of you...NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!!!

 

[flyangler18]

I hear dat. I hate it when I can't pinch a loaf!

I knew someone was going to turn to fecal humor.

 

[shecky]

Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about the mood in your shop right now. My company is being sold, so my own future is up in air. Realistically, it won't happen until late in Q1 of 2009; I've been interviewing with radio station groups.

Sorry to hear that. I'm looking for a way out, but my schedule is such that it is very conducive to the home life, ie taking care of the kids. Once daughter No. 2 starts school full-time next year, change is likely on the horizon.

Either that or my wife gets a judgeship and I become Mr. Mom. That would be the best scenario.

 

[shecky]

I knew some one was going to turn to fecal humor.

You cannot argue that those precious 10 minutes every day aren't some of the best 10 minutes of said day.

 

[DeathBrewer]

10 minutes?? what kind of pussie craps are you taking???

 

[shecky]

10 minutes?? what kind of pussie craps are you taking???

What, again with the questioning of my mahood? I can't desert a 4-year-old for more than 10 minutes every morning. I did that Monday and soon found a burned out laptop.
Leave me alone. I'm gonna cry.

 

[flyangler18]

10 minutes?? what kind of pussie craps are you taking???

10 minutes is too long. Drop trou' and download. You guys need more roughage.

 

[shecky]

10 minutes is too long. Drop trou' and download. You guys need more roughage.

I disagree. I needs my time to read the comics and the obits.

 

[DeathBrewer]

bathroom reader and a shower afterward.

 

[DeathBrewer]

i'd remove that, dude. it's against the code. no body fluids. i'm serious.

 

[HBHoss]

i'd remove that, dude. it's against the code. no body fluids. i'm serious.

Uh, remove what? Did I miss something?

 

[GroovePuppy]

I can't find it. I may have passed over it but I checked the threads here.

No it's there, you just have to go back three pages!

Uh, remove what? Did I miss something?

It's like that film with Julianne Moore where people start to disappear and they all get forgotten. I forget what it's called. Hoss? Hoss, you there? Nooooooooo, they got Hoss!!!!!

 

[HBHoss]

No it's there, you just have to go back three pages!



It's like that film with Julianne Moore where people start to disappear and they all get forgotten. I forget what it's called. Hoss? Hoss, you there? Nooooooooo, they got Hoss!!!!!

Was it "Forgotten"?

 

[GroovePuppy]

Was it "Forgotten"?

Dat was my attempt at humor. I actually had to IMDB the film to make sure I'd made a funny!

Edit: I mean, I forget!

 

[shecky]

Dat was my attempt at humor. I actually had to IMDB the film to make sure I'd made a funny!

Edit: I mean, I forget!

Despite my handle, I am no comedic timing expert but I'm pretty sure having to look something up to make sure it's funny is not a common tool among comedians.

 

[GroovePuppy]

Despite my handle, I am no comedic timing expert but I'm pretty sure having to look something up to make sure it's funny is not a common tool among comedians.

No, I mean I thought the film was called "The Missing" so I would have had to tweak my post to make it funny*.












(* No warranty is implied. Persons finding no humor in GPs postings are in now way entitled to compensation and should console themselves that they are probably not alone, e.g. Shecky, the Sheckmeister, the Sheck, his holy Sheckness, el Numero Shecko!)

 

[DeathBrewer]

i took a sheck the other day. there was a big piece of sheck in the drain and it wouldn't go down.

i also once got sheckes from this girl once. my sheckes inflame everyone once in a while and i have to apply topical shecke cream.

 

[flyangler18]

I just shecked off. Now I need a nap.

 

[shecky]

I've always dreamed of achieving verb status. Now I can die in peace.