You know what I hate?

[IrregularPulse]

53 pages *would* be an epic thread...but this one's only on page 15.

Hmm.

I hate people who think that page numbers are meaningful even though most sites allow you to vary the number of posts per page.

I hate people ("hypothetically as to not be a hyprocrite) on a friendly forum who personally attack others when it is common practice on said thread to referenece page numbers when talking about the epic-ness of a thread because 90% of the user leave those settings default.

 

[shecky]

I hate that my post count has rocketed past Laughing Gnome's while I have added nothing substantive to this forum.

I am approaching Revvy post-whore status but without the actual help that Revvy provides.

So, I pledge to simply lurk for awhile. Any guesses as to how long I last?

 

[jmulligan]

...3...2...1

 

[flyangler18]

That's easy. Just bait him with some comment about how old 'golden age' films sucked.

He'll bite.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Cops.......


Talking on Cell phones.......

While driving.


Grrrr!

 

[DeathBrewer]

I hate stupid people.

Last night it was raining it's ass off outside, rush hour with a lot of cars, dark ('tis the season), and I drive by some ******* jogging in the pouring ****ing rain, wearing a dark non-reflective jogging suit with his tail to traffic!!! On a hilly road with no shoulder, no less! WTF is wrong with people???

dude, he's living life dangerously! :cross:

 

[DeathBrewer]

I hate that my post count has rocketed past Laughing Gnome's while I have added nothing substantive to this forum.

I am approaching Revvy post-whore status but without the actual help that Revvy provides.

So, I pledge to simply lurk for awhile. Any guesses as to how long I last?

i hate all of you with your low post counts

i've posted more meaningless dribble than anyone!

:rockin: :rockin: :rockin:

 

[GroovePuppy]

That's easy. Just bait him with some comment about how old 'golden age' films sucked.

He'll bite.

On that subject I'd definitely take a bullet for Mr Shecktaculous!

 

[HBHoss]

I heard that UConn is playing in a bowl game this year and going to get their arses handed to them. Baseball requires so little athletic ability it's a wonder they can call it a sport. I think bowlers are more physically fit than BB players.

 

[HBHoss]

I heard that UConn is playing in a bowl game this year and going to get their arses handed to them. Baseball requires so little athletic ability it's a wonder they can call it a sport. I think bowlers are more physically fit than BB players.


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Doesn't look like my baiting is going to get the Sheckster to come out and play. So I'll retract my baitful comments about baseball.

 

[DeathBrewer]

awww...man, i wanted to see the giant sheckstorm.

 

[PoorBoy]

eh, i don't really care enough about anything to really hate it. there are some things that irritate me. everyone in wal-mart, for example. and in shopping malls. you know what? let's just generalize and say "shoppers". if you don't know what you need, you don't need to be there.
onions.
the mushrooms that don't make paisley carpets swim.
mayonnaise.

WoW reference:

When some ********* hordie mines the "Rich *insert metal* Vein" while you're fightin' off 4 mobs that aggro'd when you tried to mine it!

yeah, that'll bother me for a minute.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

'specially since the desperate need of said deuce is not compatible with climbing or descending stairs!

No sh!t (pun intended)

 

[HBHoss]

awww...man, i wanted to see the giant sheckstorm.

Nah, he's probably sitting on his porch couch sipping a Shirley Temple and contemplating his navel.

 

[GroovePuppy]

i hate all of you with your low post counts

i've posted more meaningless dribble than anyone!

I'll call you on that. I bet my ratio is higher than yours. I doubt I've made a useful post yet. :rockin:

awww...man, i wanted to see the giant sheckstorm.

Don't make him Shecky. You wouldn't like him when he's Shecky!

Nah, he's probably sitting on his porch couch sipping a Shirley Temple and contemplating his navel.

You think he'll fall for such flagrant baiting as that. My buddy Shecky is too smart for that. Just don't mention his French heritage is all.

 

[HBHoss]

I'll call you on that. I bet my ratio is higher than yours. I doubt I've made a useful post yet. :rockin:

All your posts are useful in their own way!


Don't make him Shecky. You wouldn't like him when he's Shecky!

You know how he is when he's all shecked up!

You think he'll fall for such flagrant baiting as that. My buddy Shecky is too smart for that. Just don't mention his French heritage is all.

That explains his quick surrender.

 

[Revvy]

I hate when I have to log off then log back on because suddenly "view first unread" no longer works for me, THEN I lose everything in my Users CP after I log back on, and all the threads that were in newpost prior to logging off no longer appear, even though I haven't read them yet..

grr..

 

[GroovePuppy]

All your posts are useful in their own way!

As is toilet paper!

"Just don't mention his French heritage is all." That explains his quick surrender.

Oooooohh, smackdown!

 

[HBHoss]

I hate when certain members pledge to simply lurk for awhile instead of engaging in fabulously funny freak'n Friday frivoloties!

 

[shecky]

I hate trying to hold out. I made it like 5 hours or so, I think.


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm about to explode into a giant sheckstorm.

I further hate that my good name has become a synonym for, well, the result of male climax. I hate that.

Now I feel better.:rockin:

 

[HBHoss]

I hate trying to hold out. I made it like 5 hours or so, I think.


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'm about to explode into a giant sheckstorm.

I further hate that my good name has become a synonym for, well, the result of male climax. I hate that.

Now I feel better.:rockin:

6 hours and 22 min. Very good. Almost as good as shecking.

 

[shecky]

6 hours and 22 min. Very good. Almost as good as shecking.

Damn, it was that long? No wonder I have a headache. No shecking for me.

 

[HBHoss]

Damn, it was that long? No wonder I have a headache. No shecking for me.

That's why you have a headache. It's all building up inside. You gotta let it out, let the sheck fly. Just for the sheck of it.

 

[shecky]

That's why you have a headache. It's all building up inside. You gotta let it out, let the sheck fly. Just for the sheck of it.

Two things nearly drove me to end my self-imposed, albeit extremely brief, sabbatical:

Hoss' comment about baseball. It's blasphemous.

And flyanglers' claim that old movies suck. That's just plain wrong.

I love GroovePuppy's reference to me as Mr. Shecktaculous, though.

 

[HBHoss]

Two things nearly drove me to end my self-imposed, albeit extremely brief, sabbatical:

Hoss' comment about baseball. It's blasphemous.

And flyanglers' claim that old movies suck. That's just plain wrong.

I love GroovePuppy's reference to me as Mr. Shecktaculous, though.

Yup, almost gotchya with that one.

 

[shecky]

So who is this Knights of Gambrinus fellow and why is he posting so much pr0n?

 

[flyangler18]

So who is this Knights of Gambrinus fellow and why is he posting so much pr0n?

Zymurgrafi's evil alter ego.

 

[GroovePuppy]

I further hate that my good name has become a synonym for, well, the result of male climax. I hate that.

Oh it's so much more, so much sheckin' more!

And flyanglers' claim that old movies suck. That's just plain wrong.

+100000000 Why no one in my family considers "12 Angry Men" to be one of the best dramas ever is beyond me. And why doesn't Blockbuster stock Cary Grant movies????

I love GroovePuppy's reference to me as Mr. Shecktaculous, though.

It was shecktacular wasn't it?

 

[flyangler18]

+100000000 Why no one in my family considers "12 Angry Men" to be one of the best dramas ever is beyond me. And why doesn't Blockbuster stock Cary Grant movies????

Hey now, I merely made that comment to draw our little wordsmith out of the proverbial woodwork. I love old films- especially anything with Gregory Peck. Of course, I did minor in film studies as an undergraduate, and specialized in cinema during my cultural studies M.A.

Blockbuster? Join the Netflix revolution, dude.

 

[shecky]

+100000000 Why no one in my family considers "12 Angry Men" to be one of the best dramas ever is beyond me. And why doesn't Blockbuster stock Cary Grant movies????



It was shecktacular wasn't it?

Forget Blockbuster. They suck. I scour the listings for Turner Classic Movies and AMC every week. Every now and then, like once a month, I stumble on something great.

And yes, it was shecktacular. Now could you call my wife and tell her how shecktacular I am? She thinks of me as a guy with big red shoes and a tiny car that easily fits 35 people.