I heard similar.I've heard they have small willys and are trying to compensate.
They are always "chuckling" and whining about weird things like pants. They talk about farts and other disgusting stuff and they seem to have an annoying British accent.
Oh yes, and it's true, They have tiny little willies.
How do you know?
You know what I think is creepy? All those people who have "garden gnomes". It's like they can't afford garden fairies, or those stupid fake rabbits. Why would you put a gnome in your garden? They look like Snow White lost a dwarf.
Oh!!! I see what happened here!!!
That part about the willies? I hear that gnomes have enormous willies!!! And they are pretty cool guys, honest! i heard that too.
Don't knock them! they are nice guys with HUGE dicks!! Someone told me that! And I trust him because he said he was a lawyer......yes, a lawyer, that's it! and they are honest, right?
I wilt full of sorrow as I kiss my rainbow goodbye \
<reaches for beer>
Why did I click this... why?
Don't you wankers have anything else better to do than argue about those blasted gnomes all night?
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