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Words you NEVER thougth would come out of your mouth...




"Eli Manning was the best quarterback in the Division Playoff Weekend."

"I want to move to Green Bay cause of the Bikini Girls. Ummmm, ice cold nipples! Ssschwing!"

"The Patriots are 13 point favorites going to the Super Bowl."

"Maybe Tom Coughlin really is a halfway decent coach." (Nahhhhh!)

"Tom Brady really sucks today."

"18 and Freakin' 0, baby!!!!!!"

PTN
 
"I don't feel like drinking beer."

Took Thurs and Fri off from drinking because I was so stuffed up from a cold.
 
"I'm cheering for the Giants in the Super Bowl". I mean, srsly, WTF!?

"I've got way too much beer".

"I spilled my Munich and my dog cleaned it up".
 
"I hope the Patriots and Tom Brady get the ever-lovin' snot kicked out of them in the Superbowl"

:D
 
paulthenurse said:
Words you NEVER thougth would come out of your mouth...




"Eli Manning was the best quarterback in the Division Playoff Weekend."

"I want to move to Green Bay cause of the Bikini Girls. Ummmm, ice cold nipples! Ssschwing!"

"The Patriots are 13 point favorites going to the Super Bowl. How could everyone have gotten it so wrong?"

"Maybe Tom Coughlin really is a halfway decent coach." (Nahhhhh!) "Rich Kotite could have coached the Giants to victory given how pooly the Patriots played."

"Tom Brady really sucks today, Sunday, February 3rd."

"18 and Freakin' 0, baby, but it all means nothing since we lost the Super Bowl!!!!!!"

PTN

I updated these for you for this week. :D
 
So I'm sitting here reading this thread when hubby walks in the room. I turn to him and say "I really need to get over to Whole Foods."
(I feel the need to ferment something and want to check out their juices.)
Okay, not weird for some to say but I never thought it would come out of my mouth. I don't drive a new, oversized SUV and that seems to be a prerequisite to shopping at that particular Eco friendly store. Maybe I can just park in another lot and sneak over.
 
I have three things that I DID say years ago, that I could not have been more wrong about:

"You will NEVER fill up a 10 Megabyte Hard Drive" - While working as a Radio Shack Computer Specialist in 1986

"This PDF format is a Joke! It will never catch on!" - After attending an Adobe Acrobat Seminar at the Publish Magazine conference in 1991.

"Google? What the hell is Google? Who needs another search engine?" - After being handed a Google pin while standing in line at Macworld 2000.

Oh yeah and this one...

"Hey look, my watch stopped... I wonder when that happened?" - My blondest moment ever.
 
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Originally Posted by paulthenurse
Words you NEVER thougth would come out of your mouth...




"The Patriots are 13 point favorites going to the Super Bowl. How could everyone have gotten it so wrong?"

"Maybe Tom Coughlin really is a halfway decent coach." (Nahhhhh!) "Rich Kotite could have coached the Giants to victory given how pooly the Patriots played."

"Tom Brady really sucks today, Sunday, February 3rd."

"18 and Freakin' 0, baby, but it all means nothing since we lost the Super Bowl!!!!!!"

PTN



I updated these for you for this week. :D
 
PeteOz77 said:
I have three things that I DID say years ago, that I could not have been more wrong about:

"You will NEVER fill up a 10 Megabyte Hard Drive" - While working as a Radio Shack Computer Specialist in 1986

"This PDF format is a Joke! It will never catch on!" - After attending an Adobe Acrobat Seminar at the Publish Magazine conference in 1991.
In your defense....

A 10mb HD was hard to fill up in 1986. Hell, a 3.5" floppy was hard to fill up by the early '90s.

The portable document format itself isn't a joke, but Adobe reader is. I swear, it damn near crashes every Windows machine I have dating back to Win95. It's really a downer that Adobe bought Macromedia. :(
 
"Tom Brady got friggin destroyed in the Superbowl"

"Bill Belichik shows one again what a classless, arrogant arse he is by walking off of the field with 2 seconds left in the Superbowl"
 
ohiobrewtus said:
"Tom Brady got friggin destroyed in the Superbowl"

"Bill Belichik shows one again what a classless, arrogant arse he is by walking off of the field with 2 seconds left in the Superbowl"

I'm with you on the first one.

I've always thought that about Belichik though....his professionalism has always seem very low to me.
 
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