Why women live longer than men

[Orpheus]

Someone's finally figured it out!

 

[Drunkensatyr]

I'll up the ante

 

[david_42]

When I was in the Navy down in Antiqua, one of the radiomen cold-cocked himself running into a door. He was watching Ensign Payne, who was bent over the desk reading the message boards. Her clothes always fit VERY well!

 

[Flyin' Lion]

Somewhat on topic: Why do married men die before married women?




























Because they want to.

 

[cha ngo]

That's right, single men die earlier than married men.
So, if you want a long slow death . . .

 

[Jester369]

That's right, single men die earlier than married men.
So, if you want a long slow death . . .

Married men don't live longer, it just seems that way to them!