why do these things keep happening to me?

[Billy-Klubb]

I was just given these by a neighbor. and when me and the rest of the elves are done at the rodeo, we're gonna build some toys and bake some cookies.

 

[MedicMang]

I don't think I could ever wear cowboy boots.


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[Billy-Klubb]

my work boots are round steel toed cowboy boots. but these are beyond spider killers. these boots are the reason Santa settled up north instead of the old west.

 

[MedicMang]

They are fancy though, I must admit. Ostrich?


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[hunter_le five]

Dude, I think your neighbor hates you.

Pointy-toed boots are for chicks....


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[gratus fermentatio]

Those sure are pointy.
You could sell 'em on ebay.
Or wear 'em to the Friday night jamboree & hootenanny!
Regards, GF.

 

[Ridire]

Those things should travel around with Horsehead Norm.


Sent from here, because that's where I am.

 

[unionrdr]

Pop used to call those "snake gutters". I had those when I was a kid & it ruined my feet. Too narrow.

 

[Homercidal]

We wore cowboy boots when I was a kid. Used to wax 'em up and "ski" down icy hills, performing stunts like jumping over other kids laying down in front of us, etc.

They weren't pointy though.

Maybe if you could kind of curl up the front some?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

We wore cowboy boots when I was a kid. Used to wax 'em up and "ski" down icy hills, performing stunts like jumping over other kids laying down in front of us, etc.

They weren't pointy though.

Maybe if you could kind of curl up the front some?

these already are curled up in the toe. I could be a western elf in these things. a lot of the older (45-60) Mexican fellas wear these around here. the younger guys seem to favor black boots. nobody around here wants them since they're too small or the wrong color.

 

[Hello]

Dude, I think your neighbor hates you.

Pointy-toed boots are for chicks....


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And d-bags.

 

[pdietert]

I have lived in Texas all my life. I think those are pretty





...frickin ugly.

 

[pdietert]

There is always ebay.

 

[pdietert]

Or sell them to one of these guys

 

[JonM]

Are they real, or just pleather made to look like ostrich? If they're real, they could fetch a few bucks on eBay.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

they're pleather on the "ostrich-y" part. I don't want to try to sell them since they were given to me, but I don't want to chuck them either. maybe I'll make a Halloween dummy with them.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Or sell them to one of these guys

el coo cooi! EL COO COOI!!!

 

[Zuljin]

Those are your new shop boots. Better than steel toes because your toes won't even be in there.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Those are your new shop boots. Better than steel toes because your toes won't even be in there.

And if he clicks them while saying "there's no place like home" does he get back home?
What cute little boots BK!

 

[Powhatan]

I've always known that style to be called "roach stompers". You use the pointed toe to kill roaches hiding in the corner.

 

[Pappers_]

. . . when me and the rest of the elves are done at the rodeo, we're gonna build some toys and bake some cookies.

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time