wholesalehops "slogan"

[swankyswede]

Hoppiness is a warm tun

 

[Starderup]

Pellet or Whole Hops
Quality, Selection, Value

 

[Zamial]

You put the "F" in "Bad Deal" - Wholesalehops.com

 

[dantodd]

Hoppiness is a warm tun

Love the retro Beatles reference. I don't know if younger kids would get it but it's my favorite along with "We Aren't Hoppy Until You're Bitter"

 

[Mischief_Brewing]

Wholesalehops.com - Even your mom thinks your I.B.U. is too low
Wholesalehops.com - A ounce of hops is worth a pound of beer
Wholesalehops.com - If you want to be hoppy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
Wholesalehops.com - But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into hoppiness through another man's eyes. ~William Shakespeare

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Hip Hops.

Fresh from the bine to IBU.

Because you're bitter.

Always better bitters.

Without 'em it's just barley water.

Home of the big cone.

Choke on our cones.

Not your granddady's hop yard.

Better than gruit.

Love our lupulin.

For what ales you.

Alls well that ends ale.

Hop heads unite!

Now hop to it!

Get your brew on!

Sweet, sweet, bitter!

Bitter is better!

Bring on the bitter.

Put the bitter in you bottle.

Make your brew bitter.

Nobody licks our lupulin!

Top hops!

Your one stop hop shop.

Where the hop heads shop.

Hops>Gruit.

Where the big boils shop.

Bitter than the rest.

IBU's FTW.

Stuff your sock with our hops.



Ok ok I guess I'll back off and give someone else a chance :cross:

 

[Hegh]

Hops - The legal cousin of {cannibus|marijuana|weed}

Get your alphas in order

Fuggle isn't a dirty word

Well boil my cones!

Fuggle 'em all and let Zeus sort 'em out

 

[mikeysab]

good thing were not dyslexic, or wed be assholehops.com

wholesalehops.com....because ****thesehopsarecheap.com couldn't be advertised on HBT

hops so cheap, you'll wanna smoke em

j

 

[Hegh]

The original idea of "go brew yourself" reminds me of "Not Another Teen Movie", when Mr. T says "Believe in the ball, and throw yourself", leading me to:

Believe in the hops, and brew yourself

Which brings me to another suggestion, inspired by "Blades of Glory":

Let me put my hops in you

I don't think anyone suggested that yet...

 

[mikeysab]

we'll turn you into a real AAhole

 

[Garr-Ro]

Wholesalehops.com.....because not everybody grows their own.
Wholesalehops.com.....cheaper & more effective than a dime bag.

 

[mikeysab]

our prices are not a Hoptical illusion (drinking a Blue Point variety pack and that one just jumped off the bottle)

 

[aluminumpark]

a cluster-fuggle in your freezer

wholesalehops.com: its all you need to give her that perle necklace

 

[wholesalehops]

Please start Private messaging me your votes and I will tally them up, only one vote per person. Thank you wholesalehops.

 

[TRainH2o]

Weren't you going to narrow it down to a few selections? Just checking.

 

[wholesalehops]

I thought I did that yesterday, it must not have gone through. I would like to thank everyone for participating, it was very hard to choose as they were all very good. Good luck, here is our choices!

"We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter"

"Get your A.A. on"

"Where acid reigns"

 

[Hegh]

I thought I did that yesterday, it must not have gone through. I would like to thank everyone for participating, it was very hard to choose as they were all very good. Good luck, here is our choices!

"We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter"

"Get your A.A. on"

"Where acid reigns"

How are you doing the voting? Do we each choose one, or do we put them in order from most to least favorite? Or some other interesting voting scheme...

 

[wholesalehops]

Please just pick the one you like the most and p.m. me. Thank You
wholesalehops.com

 

[ekjohns]

wholesale hops: dont fear the beer
wholesale hops: keeping you brewing
wholesale hops: just add water
wholesale hops: warning, live hop gernades (with the pic of the hop's gernade)
wholesale hops: Fire in the HOLE (pic of hops gernade)
wholesale hops: Hop it like its hot

 

[ekjohns]

wholesale hops: Hops away! (pic of either hops dropping like bombs out of a plane or a pic of a a-bomb with hops painted on the side....

....damn too late!

 

[masonsjax]

It would be far easier to vote and count if this was a poll.

 

[wholesalehops]

There have only been a few people voteing, so I don't think it matters. It will be easy to count. Thanks wholesalehops

 

[wholesalehops]

I will be announcing the winner this weekend, please get your votes in. Thanks for everything, wholesalehops.com

 

[ekjohns]

what does the winner get?

 

[dunnright00]

"This is the slogan for my online hop store."

That reminds me of the Garry Shandling Show theme song...

 

[wholesalehops]

Winner is getting 3 pounds of any hop variety we have, shipped free.

 

[HI_SALENITY]

wholesale hops: The real Mean Green sold by the OZ

wholesale hops: The OTHER Green sold by the OZ

 

[ChshreCat]

"Buy my Go**amn hops and make some f****ing beer!"

There's your slogan. PM for the address to send my prize.

 

[ekjohns]

wholesale hops: Keep brewing, no excuses
wholesale hops: keeping you brewing, no excuses

 

[wholesalehops]

The first place winner is "We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter", by far! However we have decided to go with "Where acid reigns" First place winner gets 3 pounds as promised and second place will get 1 pound. we will only use a portion of your slogan so no paper work will be needed just an email will do, saying you release all rights to this slogan to wholesalehops.com . Please email us your shipping information and varieties you want, they will ship out with in a few days. I must have the email from "where acid reigns" or we cannot ship any hops out. Thank you to everyone who participated, our new website will be up soon with the new slogan and logo. [email protected]

Thank You
www.wholesalehops.com

 

[ChshreCat]

I still like mine best.

 

[northernlad]

Thanks,
Email has been sent.