Thanks - I'm not worried about anyone being gentle with me, it's the internet, I'm not going to get all twisted up over something like that.
My concern right now is looking at doing this DIY style is the way to go - cost wise. Trying to find some Ball Lock kegs that aren't $100 a pop or cost that much to ship...and then the next biggest thing is which "dorm room" fridge do I use. I looked at what my local Lowe's had and they all have that hump in the back wall so you can't fit the equip in there.