What is a SWMBO?

[DevilNuts]

SWMBO. I've seen this acronym all over the forum, and I must confess I can't piece it together.

Is this some sort of HBT inside joke that I'm not in the loop for? Somebody please explain.

 

[NoahBeach]

She Who Must Be Obeyed - A domestic partner who must approve financial and social contracts, especially those related to beer brewing.

 

[DevilNuts]

Aha! Thanks.

In my world, SWMBO is also known as the SCU - Spousal Control Unit.

 

[hanuswalrus]

She Who Must Be Obeyed - A domestic partner who must approve financial and social contracts, especially those related to beer brewing.

Webster's-quality definition right here. Nice work

 

[xandersaml]

SWMBO. I've seen this acronym all over the forum, and I must confess I can't piece it together.

Is this some sort of HBT inside joke that I'm not in the loop for? Somebody please explain.

When I saw the Title, I thought we were about to go on a tear making up SWMBO acronyms

 

[Inkleg]

When I saw the Title, I thought we were about to go on a tear making up SWMBO acronyms

That's still a viable option with this crew.

 

[kev211]

When I saw the Title, I thought we were about to go on a tear making up SWMBO acronyms

Thought I would give urban dictionary a run to see what I could find. This one made me laugh...

"Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!"

 

[Mismost]

It is the redheaded female that I have been married to for going on 32 years....she still has not quite gotten used to me. She is often disagreeable, but never boring. I find it odd how they can be your best friend one minute and your worst enemy the next!

 

[Homercidal]

She Who Must Be Obeyed - A domestic partner who must approve financial and social contracts, especially those related to beer brewing.

Back in MY day we didn't go around giving away the meanings to acronyms for free! No, sir, we teased and bullied and thought up very inappropriate terms in place of the real deal.

In MY day we made noobs find that stuff out on their OWN!

Nowadays everyone expects to be handed everything on a silver platter. Nobody has the GUMPTION to work things out for themselves!

Things were better in MY DAY! Sure we had to guess on a few things, and sometimes we got something wrong, but we LEARNED from it!

Now you kids get off my lawn and take your saggy pants and your twerking with you!

 

[hanuswalrus]

In MY day we made noobs find that stuff out on their OWN!

Lol.. the old man said "noob"

 

[drainbamage]

Sweaty White Men Brewing Obsessively.

Wait, somebody gave it away already...? What's wrong with you people?!

 

[ajdelange]

Hilda Rumpole and, according to some, Queen Victoria before Hilda.

 

[GHBWNY]

I thought it was "She Who Makes Beer Occasionally"

 

[Dirt_McGirt]

When I saw the Title, I thought we were about to go on a tear making up SWMBO acronyms

Uh...I assumed that's why were were all here?

She Waxes My Butt Often

Spouse Will Manage Beer Orders

Super-Womanly Marital Boss Organism

Some Wolverines Mated, Both Orifices

 

[m00ps]

HA!

In my patronizing "UTFSE" response, I found out a fun fact:
Theres a 33ft long statue in Washington DC named after it


Here was my smart ass reply:
step 1 - Highlight SWMBO
step 2 - right click
step 3 - search google for...

tada!

 

[slym2none]

Back in MY day we didn't go around giving away the meanings to acronyms for free! No, sir, we teased and bullied and thought up very inappropriate terms in place of the real deal.

In MY day we made noobs find that stuff out on their OWN!

Nowadays everyone expects to be handed everything on a silver platter. Nobody has the GUMPTION to work things out for themselves!

Things were better in MY DAY! Sure we had to guess on a few things, and sometimes we got something wrong, but we LEARNED from it!

Now you kids get off my lawn and take your saggy pants and your twerking with you!

Yeah, I can't find what PKU means...

 

[m00ps]

damnit, I just realized the missed opportunity of opening a hilarious number of pr0n windows for the background of my screenshot

 

[soccerdad]

The War Department

 

[Fedora]

yeah, i can't find what pku means...

pku

 

[drainbamage]

damnit, I just realized the missed opportunity of opening a hilarious number of pr0n windows for the background of my screenshot

Shoulda woulda coulda...

Yeah, I can't find what PKU means...

I'd tell you, but I'm an EAC.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Back in MY day we didn't go around giving away the meanings to acronyms for free! No, sir, we teased and bullied and thought up very inappropriate terms in place of the real deal.

In MY day we made noobs find that stuff out on their OWN!

Nowadays everyone expects to be handed everything on a silver platter. Nobody has the GUMPTION to work things out for themselves!

Things were better in MY DAY! Sure we had to guess on a few things, and sometimes we got something wrong, but we LEARNED from it!

Now you kids get off my lawn and take your saggy pants and your twerking with you!

hey! these hops are not gonna twerk themselves! I'll stop twerking when y'all invent me a hop twerking machine!

 

[sudbuddy]

Back in MY day we didn't go around giving away the meanings to acronyms for free! No, sir, we teased and bullied and thought up very inappropriate terms in place of the real deal.

In MY day we made noobs find that stuff out on their OWN!

Nowadays everyone expects to be handed everything on a silver platter. Nobody has the GUMPTION to work things out for themselves!

Things were better in MY DAY! Sure we had to guess on a few things, and sometimes we got something wrong, but we LEARNED from it!

Now you kids get off my lawn and take your saggy pants and your twerking with you!

Now you're being an EAC

Look it up NOOB!!

 

[sudbuddy]

She Who Must Be Obeyed - A domestic partner who must approve financial and social contracts, especially those related to beer brewing.

Someone needs to yank this guy's man card for giving it away so quick

 

[FloppyKnockers]

I always thought it's what Rambo does while escaping when he encounters a river when he can't runbo or drivebo across it.

 

[Homercidal]

Strangers Wanting My Battered OnionRings

Sexy Women Making Bacon Om-noms

Sly Wanda's Marvelously Big Organ

Say What MuthaF%&^! Before Offing

 

[sudbuddy]

Sweaty Woman's Masculine Body Odor

 

[hunter_le five]

So What's My Best Option?

 

[hunter_le five]

Some Women Might Be Orangutans.

 

[sudbuddy]

Some Wankers MasturBate Often

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Second @ Wal Mart Bukakke Olympics

 

[Dirt_McGirt]

She Wants Mandela's Bulging Organ

Stanley Whiffs Mark's Body Odor

 

[drainbamage]

Sexy Women Making Bacon Om-noms

ISO.

Say What MuthaF%&^! Before Offing

 

[m_c_zero]

Sweaty Wet Musty Butt Orifice

 

[slym2none]

Samoan Wives Must Be Overt

 

[slym2none]

Shaking Wet Mobsters Before Orbit

 

[slym2none]

Swollen Waters Must Become Obtuse

 

[slym2none]

Say, Who Met Beautiful Obstetricians?

 

[Zuljin]

So, you got handed that one. You'll have to PKU for the rest, because the EAC don't give those out so easy.

 

[slym2none]

Seconds Will Mostly Buy Ostentatiousness

 

[Riot]

Sex walks, men, boobs, ovaries