Decojuicer
Well-Known Member
There's lot's of talk about the zombipocalypse around here, but I don't think that people are giving enough thought to vampires.
What if the vampires rise BEFORE the zombies?? Will you be prepared??
Here's my thought on it. I'll get Revvy over here with his book of magic spells and have him bless all of the water that I brew with. Then, for my special vampire repellent beer, I'll dry hop each keg with a few cloves of garlic. If I drink a few of these a day, I should be able to walk right into a vampire nest at midnight and they won't be able to touch me. Also, my pee will destroy them.
Of course, if you listen to my wife, I will be safe anyway. She says that I am so evil that if a vampire bites me, they will turn into me. That being said, she has encouraged me to try to get turned. She thinks that I would be the king of the vampires in a week or 2. Then we would be all set.
What if the vampires rise BEFORE the zombies?? Will you be prepared??
Here's my thought on it. I'll get Revvy over here with his book of magic spells and have him bless all of the water that I brew with. Then, for my special vampire repellent beer, I'll dry hop each keg with a few cloves of garlic. If I drink a few of these a day, I should be able to walk right into a vampire nest at midnight and they won't be able to touch me. Also, my pee will destroy them.
Of course, if you listen to my wife, I will be safe anyway. She says that I am so evil that if a vampire bites me, they will turn into me. That being said, she has encouraged me to try to get turned. She thinks that I would be the king of the vampires in a week or 2. Then we would be all set.