wakey wakey, eggs and:

[bad coffee]

GENIUS!

http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/07/wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-the-best-sleepending.html

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[tspilker]

I am going to get stoned to death for saying this... but I hate the smell of bacon simply because my parents would do massive batches of bacon in the mornings sometimes growing up... This way they had pre-cooked bacon for the week. My room attached to the kitchen and the smell makes me want to puke.

However, knowing how popular bacon is, it is a great idea.

Does the chamber keep it cold until it cooks it?

 

[DavidSteel]

Enjoy your burned down house.

 

[mordantly]

the only way to eat bacon is by the pound! i do it at least once a week too. that is the most retarded thing ever conceived!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Interesting. It won't be long now, till some enterprising HBTer fills this thing with hops.

 

[Kaner]

Good idea, but it would last about five minutes with my dog.

 

[Hardtack]

Mmmmmmmmmmm BACON!!!!!!!!

 

[jspence1]

I wonder if you could roast grain in that?

 

[Challenger440]

MMmmm +1 for whoever thought of this

 

[yermej]

They stole that from The Office!

Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon - sue me - and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that

 

[Brewing Clamper]

I am going to get stoned to death for saying this... but I hate the smell of bacon simply because my parents would do massive batches of bacon in the mornings sometimes growing up... This way they had pre-cooked bacon for the week. My room attached to the kitchen and the smell makes me want to puke.

However, knowing how popular bacon is, it is a great idea.

Does the chamber keep it cold until it cooks it?

Parents have an amazing ability to turn things that are awesome into... well, not awesome... enough said...

 

[conpewter]

I'd rather have a tap by the bed!

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning"

 

[IrregularPulse]

I see owhere to be able to buy one! Looks easy enough make though. Alarm clock Buzz is repalced by a relay to turn on two halogen bulbs that cook the bacon.

 

[Skins_Brew]

I am going to get stoned to death for saying this... but I hate the smell of bacon simply because my parents would do massive batches of bacon in the mornings sometimes growing up... This way they had pre-cooked bacon for the week. My room attached to the kitchen and the smell makes me want to puke.

However, knowing how popular bacon is, it is a great idea.

Does the chamber keep it cold until it cooks it?

I hear ya man! My parents did the exact same thing when I was a kid. I am not a huge fan of the bacon smell, but damn bacon is good!