Use No Hooks...

[Chairman Cheyco]

...is what it says on the side.
I was at a brew-pub today for lunch. At one point, I got up from the table and noticed that there were people milling around 'behind the glass' on the brewery side of the joint, so I decided to check things out a bit. I knocked on the window and they let me in.
"You wanna sell me a bag of 2-row?"
"Uh, sure I guess, just a sec..." Makes a call on a cell to someone who knows. "How about $16?"
"OK" Peeing in pants.
"How many you want?"
"Just one for now..." Trying to hide peed-in pants...

So there it is, $16 CANADIAN(!) for 55lbs of pale 2-row. I'm still out of my mind with joy.

This is the only time I will ever use the banana.

 

[RichBrewer]

Great deal! That will drop the cost per bottle! Your beer will be less costly than the cheapest American beers!

 

[NEPABREWER]

that rocks - I can't wait until my equipment is 'paid for' so I can start methodically
lowering my per serving price

 

[BlightyBrewer]

$16 Canadian for 55lbs 2-Row!!! I just peed my pants too!

 

[The Happy Mug]

Oh no, it's an epidemic! I'll, uh, be right back...

 

[rod]

i paid $55.00 canadian

 

[cweston]

I believe my response, rather than wetting myself, would have been...

SCHWING!!!!