Trejo...DeNiro...Alba...Lohan...is there any way this won't be the best thing ever?

[Evan!]

This looks to be the first movie based on its own fake trailer. And it looks like the most awesomest thing in the world...

Danny Trejo, one of my favorite b-list actors, is Machete. DeNiro is now confirmed, as is Jessica Alba. Lindsay Lohan and Steven Seagal are rumored to be cast as well. All produced by grindhouse extraordinaires Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. I think all this deserves is a hearty "F*CK YEAH!"

 

[dwarven_stout]

Maybe they'll accidentally kill Lohan for good and give it cult status like The Crow.

 

[Revvy]

Oh yeah...a Robert Rodriguez flick!!! Too cool.

Is Trejo the original from the Grindhouse trailer?

Link is nsfw...[ame=http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1tnk0_grindhouse-machete_blog]Dailymotion - Grindhouse - Machete - un vÃ*deo de Expresión Libre[/ame]

Yehaw!!!

 

[Evan!]

Yeah, Danny Trejo was Machete in the original fake trailer from Grindhouse. Do you remember him from Heat or Desperado or (gasp) ConAir?

 

[Homercidal]

OMG!! That is going to be EPIC!! I laughed my ass off during that trailer and quietly wished it could actually be a B grade movie for real!!

Now if Lohan can put a few pounds back on and show her marvelous acting abilititties I could stand to have her in it.

Alba gets a free pass for me any time!

This has to be so bad it has to be good!

 

[Evan!]

[youtube]W8cCzltPD6Y[/youtube]

 

[Hambone]

this will be the sh*t! i love Rodriguez and Tarantino

 

[IrregularPulse]

Ok, Lohan and Alba had BETTER be the two woman in the lake, and they better not change that scene ONE bit! ...As long as Lohan puts some flesh on her bones. Or maybe they could make Alba a twin and just double her up in that scene, That works toO!

 

[Homercidal]

Ok, Lohan and Alba had BETTER be the two woman in the lake, and they better not change that scene ONE bit! ...As long as Lohan puts some flesh on her bones. Or maybe they could make Alba a twin and just double her up in that scene, That works toO!

Oh, GOD! Twin Albas! I'll be in my bunk!

 

[dwarven_stout]

Oh, GOD! Twin Albas! I'll be in my bunk!

So much this. Leave Lohan in the lake like the wore out rag she is and go with Jessica Alba x2.

 

[JohnnyO]

Awesome!! F#ck Yeah Indeed!!!!

 

[Revvy]

It would only be cooler if Machete were taking on an army of Zombies...But otherwise this is going to be great!!!!

 

[Evan!]

It would only be cooler if Machete were taking on an army of Zombies...But otherwise this is going to be great!!!!

Rodriguez already did zombies with Planet Terror.

 

[user 22118]

This will be good, I want to see that other preview from planet terror the "Don't" Killer Werewolf of the SS and Thanksgiving are good too!

 

[weirdboy]

While I thought Machete was an OK trailer, what I really want to see made into a B movie is Hobo with a Shotgun

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKd0JRCZi9I]YouTube - Hobo With a Shotgun[/ame]

 

[Evan!]

While I thought Machete was an OK trailer, what I really want to see made into a B movie is Hobo with a Shotgun

YouTube - Hobo With a Shotgun

Ah, not quite machete, but still better than most of the CGI-candy tripe they put out these days.

 

[Revvy]

Rodriguez already did zombies with Planet Terror.

Yeah I know...and did a hellova job. But it wasn't Machete fighting zombies (or vampires) with his machete.

That would be the ultimate FTW!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I think I'll wait for the book to come out......................

 

[Evan!]

Yeah I know...and did a hellova job. But it wasn't Machete fighting zombies (or vampires) with his machete.

That would be the ultimate FTW!

Once World War Z comes out, all other zombie movies will pale in comparison.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I'm seeing this for sure.

 

[mc_eric]

FREAKIN' SWEET!

I wonder if Cheech Marin is gonna be in it