Trashed fellow brewer

[beerandloathinginaustin]

So my homeboy that usually wants to brew on a Friday every few weeks or so wanted to do a Live Oak Hef clone. Cool. He wanted to hit half with kiwis and grapefuit juice because he likes my Catfish Head White & Red (American Red with white wine juice). Cool.

He wanted to add the kiwis asap when I waited 2 weeks for mine that he wanted to copy. Cool. Then he got fitshached and ate the 8 kiwis that were diced up for half of his batch. His gf was pissed cause she spent 45 mins cutting them. I died laughing. I pitched the WLP300. Phiznuck it.

Meanwhile I didn't have time to brew up my Saison Furtif minimized or my Wit IPA because I was too busy looking for kiwis. lmao.

 

[mlg5039]

Cool story bro.

 

[Airborneguy]

Phiznuck it fo' sho'.

 

[_JP_]

This sub-forum is the best.

 

[arturo7]

How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?

 

[JLW]

How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?

Maybe they were doing it wrong bro.

 

[jafo28]

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[GodsStepBrother]

Lost brain cells reading this post, what is going on?

 

[dwarven_stout]

How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?

Seriously.

 

[beerandloathinginaustin]

LMAO. I don't remember posting this. Drunken rambling and mindless mumbling at its finest. Probably should be a sticky.

 

[Homercidal]

How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?

"Dice up kiwis..."


Wife and I used to call it "Playing Nintendo..."

 

[rycov]

How the snot can it take someone 45 minutes dice up 8 kiwis?

haha. also why would someone eat eight kiwis? good story.

 

[beerandloathinginaustin]

haha. also why would someone eat eight kiwis? good story.

He was pretty tore down. He keeps asking me if I've found the kiwis yet. And he's serious. lol