Things to say during sex.

[olllllo]

TSIA

 

[Laurel]

I just pooped.... a lot.... on your dog

 

[Brew-boy]

Mommy..............

 

[BigKahuna]

Shut Up *****!

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol...who's your abusive stepfather?

 

[Sherpa FE]

Whatever you do...dont count her stretch marks outloud....they get PISSED

 

[JustDave]

Hello Vicar!

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

that's pretty funny

 

[BigKahuna]

Stop trying to talk with that thing in your mouth!

 

[k1v1116]

"we're going to hell for this" that should be on the good side. Anything bad enough to earn eternal damnation has got to be good.

 

[Beer:30]

[email protected]'re almost as good as your sister!

 

[BigKahuna]

[email protected]'re almost as good as your sister!

And She's Better Than your MOM!

 

[MikeFlynn74]

How much is this costing me?

 

[quickerNu]

Is that a freckle or a scab?

 

[homebrewer_99]

<SMACK> <SMACK> WHO'S YOUR GRANDDADDY???

 

[Orfy]

Shut up, it's not the wrong hole.

 

[Arneba28]

So a story behind one. My friend and his girl at the time where going at it upstairs in a banquet hall and there was a voice box to relay to the kitchen that was always on. Well myself and a few of our friends where in the kitchen.

He says " Well what can we do since its that time of the month"
She says "Anything, Just dont call me mommy"
He Says "Mommy!!!"

We burst out laughing, They heard because of the speaker was open in both directions. To this day, she is known as Mommy lol

 

[BlindLemonLars]

For a fat girl, you don't sweat much!

 

[Arneba28]

I think you broke it..........

...to tie into another recent thread

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Oh man that's hilarious.

I rule at f*$king, my job is trucking, don't stop - keep sucking. :rockin:

 

[EvilTOJ]

I love the right stuff.... baby.....

 

[Borisbbadd]

Suck don't chew !!!

 

[Willy Boner]

:rockin:SHUT UP AND BITE THE PILLOW!:rockin:

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Hello Vicar!

I don't know what's worse: you for saying it, or me for laughing at it... That's the funniest thing I've read/heard all day!

 

[bad coffee]

I love the right stuff.... baby.....

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+alot.
you evil, evil bastage! Now i'm gonna be singing it.

 

[monty73741]

like butter......

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Does the clap go away once you've passed it on?

 

[Thurz]

lol...who's your abusive stepfather?

The "Who's your daddy" routine never worked for me... At best they seem to get totally freaked out...

 

[EvilTOJ]

It doesn't work when the answer to "who's your daddy" is "YOU ARE!" Best to just leave that question unasked.

 

[BigKahuna]

"Now's a bad time to ask, but do you take credit cards?"

 

[Bedlam]

"Is it okay if (insert name of pet) watches?"