The Ebola Blues

[paulthenurse]

Sitting here in limbo,
But I won't be here for long.
Sitting here in limbo
Pretty soon my butt be gone.

Well, the CDC surrounds me
but I know that my blood is gonna flow.

Sitting on the runway
But the plane ain't gonna fly
I don't feel so good now
After she coughed in my eye.

Well, the CDC surrounds me
But I know that my blood is gonna flow.

I don't want to have Ebola
But I know that it's too late
I don't want to see no space suits
But the haters gonna hate.

Tried to pretend I was healthy
But my temp began to soar
By tonight
I will be at deaths door.

Sitting here in limbo
But I won't be here for long.
Sitting here in limbo.
Pretty soon my butt be gone.

Well the CDC surrounds me
But I know that my blood is gonna flow.

Sitting on the runway
But the plane ain't gonna fly.
I don't feel so good now
After she coughed in my eye.
Well the CDC surrounds me
But I know you can kiss my ass goodbye.

 

[Singletrack]

Blues indeed. When our fate relies on the CDC, God help us.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Sitting here in limbo,
But I won't be here for long.
Sitting here in limbo
Pretty soon my butt be gone.

Well, the CDC surrounds me
but I know that my blood is gonna flow.

Sitting on the runway
But the plane ain't gonna fly
I don't feel so good now
After she coughed in my eye.

Well, the CDC surrounds me
But I know that my blood is gonna flow.

I don't want to have Ebola
But I know that it's too late
I don't want to see no space suits
But the haters gonna hate.

Tried to pretend I was healthy
But my temp began to soar
By tonight
I will be at deaths door.

Sitting here in limbo
But I won't be here for long.
Sitting here in limbo.
Pretty soon my butt be gone.

Well the CDC surrounds me
But I know that my blood is gonna flow.

Sitting on the runway
But the plane ain't gonna fly.
I don't feel so good now
After she coughed in my eye.
Well the CDC surrounds me
But I know you can kiss my ass goodbye.

joe pags has a parody song of rock the caspah you might like. I'll post when I find it again.