The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

There's suppose to be a public market and there's tons of good restaurants and bars. I'll be curious of parking and the new Kelly Square. If you want some kielbasa hit up Golemo's. I hope they don't drive out that neighborhood

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not getting how this works? Looks like a nuke

Works?

Have you been following this thread?

 

[day_trippr]

lmao! And, touché

Wish you hadn't mentioned Kelly Square. There was a flyfishing shop just west of the umpteen-way intersection of lore and getting through that mess without a paint exchange was always a challenge...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I know a couple of owners of shops downtown and the construction has been a nightmare. The kelly sq fix is useless

 

[paulthenurse]

The pipe thingies are propane burners, they go through the two couplings on the top and get held in place by three bolts screwed through each coupling. Turn on the gas, light a match and stand back. More pics to follow of the trial run.

 

[balrog]

The pipe thingies are propane burners, they go through the two couplings on the top and get held in place by three bolts screwed through each coupling. Turn on the gas, light a match and stand back. More pics to follow of the trial run.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I'm gonna be watching for the mushroom cloud.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I was going to blow myself up I would have done it when I took the grinder to the tank.
Fortunately I was smaht enough to take the valve off the day before and fill the tank with watah.
Tapped the threads this evening. That was fun.

 

[balrog]

Yes, yes, very nice.
But was it pre-boiled LODO water?

 

[day_trippr]

Not for nothing but the well regarded owner of a hotel on a rocky Bahamas atoll that I occasioned for bonefishing blew himself up cutting into a drum that wasn't properly purged...

 

[paulthenurse]

We all might have a degree of professional gravitas that may or may not translate to our other endeavors.

I don’t, but others may. Personally, I’m constantly amazed that I make it home at the end of any random Wednesday.

 

[Dland]

Looks like a pretty good try at fabrication,.. PTN's combustion chamber that is... Since the propane tank and the cement will have a different rate of expansion when heated, adhesion may not be good.

But might make a decent combustion gas chamber in/under,, maybe a pizza oven? Even after the cement falls off.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

@paulthenurse what flavor is this cement compared to the pizza oven?

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Ya, that beatch is gonna be a pizza oven.

 

[paulthenurse]

The cement is there strictly to seal the ceramic blanket and prevent it from disintegrating and blowing carcinogenic dust straight into my lungs. I expect to have to replace/repair it over time.

I looked for pepperoni flavored refractory cement but oddly enough it was back ordered.

 

[smurfjuice]

happy mothers day you muthah's.

 

[paulthenurse]

Same to you Smurfy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Eyebrows are really not necessary.

 

[day_trippr]

Mmmmm! Fried Rail Road Spike!
So did you get that hot enough to work it?

 

[paulthenurse]

No. Inaugural fire, just ran it to see how it did. Got it dull red in about ten minutes. Could only play for a few minutes.

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, I was thinking that color was way too cool to be practically workable. More power! Up the voltage!

 

[paulthenurse]

Gas was at 2 psi. Need to figure out the air intake vents

 

[day_trippr]

Still a pretty darned impressive inferno for the first go
Tune that beyotch up and you can get that spike truly glowing...

 

[paulthenurse]

“Get it hot before you pound it.”

Excellent advice for all of life’s adventures.

I think I first read that in Playboy Forum back to in 1978 or so.

 

[balrog]

“Get it hot before you pound it.”

Excellent advice for all of life’s adventures.

I think I first read that in Playboy Forum back to in 1978 or so.

Homebrewtalk Forum, where Life’s most honest truths are administered with loving medical regularity from the comic syringe of PTN.

Ok, that sounds dirtier than it should have.

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

 

[balrog]

Forge Pounded Veal.

With a nice Chianti.

 

[day_trippr]

Polar Park home opener is tomorrow - for the lucky 2500 folks who already have tix.
Hopefully won't be long before they sell to the full capacity...

https://www.polarpark.com/
There was a flyfishing store ("The Lower Forty" owned by Bill Bender) where the stadium is now. He retired a few years ago, and he actually owned the property his tiny store was located upon I'm hoping he made out...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

'Sox are 23-16 and in the top handful of teams so far. Pretty sure most are not paying attention yet as the pandemic thing.
Just hoping the team can keep this up 'til the fans feel comfortable enough to attend a full house game.
I'm so looking forward to a pre-game sausage sub!

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Hole Lee Cow!
"Houston, we have a problem"

Totally random - just landed there. Might be cheaper deals, but I wonder who would go for this??

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

Hole Lee Cow!

Ha! "how to tell you're smitten by the hb bug"
Most of your quick links are:

 

[Dland]

Eyebrows are really not necessary.View attachment 728684

Nice wholesome DYI project.., not my can o ale, but can see the amusement factor. BTW..is that forge like device securely fastened to anything?

As we know, the temps involved are not forgiving at all, whether it be flesh or adjacent combustibles....try to stay safe, you idiot (and I mean that only in the kindest of ways).

Speaking as one who has set fire to things while welding and having had slag burn though the top of a boot. Just sayin...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nice wholesome DYI project.., not my can o ale, but can see the amusement factor. BTW..is that forge like device securely fastened to anything?

As we know, the temps involved are not forgiving at all, whether it be flesh or adjacent combustibles....try to stay safe, you idiot (and I mean that only in the kindest of ways).

Speaking as one who has set fire to things while welding and having had slag burn though the top of a boot. Just sayin...

Tldr;

Just record everything to YouTube.

 

[day_trippr]

Ha! "how to tell you're smitten by the hb bug"
Most of your quick links are:
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Haha! Indeed

 

[Dland]

Tldr;

Just record everything to YouTube.

Had to look up tldr, & all i got to say is ish.. must have a short attention span.....Dude.... or should I say Duderino, (if you can read all the way though that). Took on a heck of a moniker there, hopefully you ascribe to be that cool...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just ribbing Paulie to be safe.

Someone else boiled a pig in here. Didn't turn out well

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Took on a heck of a moniker there, hopefully you ascribe to be that cool...

The Dude abides...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

The exploding whale video is the sole reason the internet exists. And if you don't think so you're dumber than Cape.

As far as my mini forge goes, I'm planning to build an outbuilding in the back corner to house a workshop to bang hot metal My neighbors actually think it a cool idea. I have a ton of old brick to use as a floor, I plan on a timber frame-ish shed. Corrugated metal roof, metal lining on the 'near the heat' insides, ledger board siding eventually. Lots of cracks, ventilation is your friend.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Exploding whale may have been my first video viewed on YouTube.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

If you lived next door to me I would complain unless I was bribed with alcohol.