The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[SharonaZamboni]

well, maybe ill throw some holiday cheer. i will be headed to southern california from 12/26-1/2 and i will not bring a computer with me, so 1 week away from my posts. cheery enough for ya?

Have a Comcastic holiday.

Your cheesecakes cracked. N00b.

Dammit, AZ.
I keep forgetting about this thread. Too many screens to poke through in the app.
Merry Warm Christmas, Massholes.

 

[Yooper]

I keep forgetting that not only are you the homebrewer of the year but you're the cook of the year and winner of the National "I'm going to put my two f'ing cents into everything" contest.

Oh, good. You're talking about AZ. I thought with the last sentence that you were referring to me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope everyone enjoys there holiday

 

[Yooper]

Oh, just in case any of my masshole friends care, my pierogi are made and I just have to fry them with onions and butter for dinner. Bob is making parmesan-encrusted walleye, so I made mango salsa (with 1/2 of a scorpion pepper thrown in for a good burn)to go with those.

He said he's picking the wine, and he bought a bottle of California 2012 dry riesling.

I hate to give Paul any credit, but he's really the one that convinced me to try riesling again, after hating it in Germany when I lived there. But those dry rieslings with a crisp finish that he got me into in the Finger Lakes area really opened my eyes, and then Bob and I started trying them from other areas.

I think a dry riesling with go beautifully with our dinner tonight.

It'll be a nice dinner with just Bob and me, and some candles and music. Quiet, but nice.

And if I get really really lucky, Bob will stay awake past 9PM. You never know!

 

[paulthenurse]

I hate to give Paul any credit, but he's really the one that convinced me to try riesling again, after hating it in Germany when I lived there.



It'll be a nice dinner with just Bob and me and some candles and music. Oh. And Paul. He'll be there with us.Quiet, but nice.



And if I get really really lucky, Bob will stay awake past 9PM. You never know!

And if not, there's Paul.

I'm blushing.

 

[Yooper]

I'm blushing.

Sorry- I didn't mean to bring up the old fart 9PM thing. I'm sure it is embarrassing but I didn't really point the finger at you.

 

[day_trippr]

Happy Holidays to the entire Masshole Collective.
May your 2016 be excellent!

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

Yoop I know Paulie is older than you but is the old fart comment appropriate? Watch out he will report you.

 

[Yooper]

Yoop I know Paulie is older than you but is the old fart comment appropriate? Watch out he will report you.

Remember that I sleep with a 60 year old guy. I have an apparent "thing" for old farts. It's a compliment, if you think of it that way.

 

[bob1852]

I hope everyone enjoys there holiday

*their

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry- I didn't mean to bring up the old fart 9PM thing. I'm sure it is embarrassing but I didn't really point the finger at you.

When it comes to farting there is no shame in my game. If there were an Olympics for farting I would be Michael Phelps.

 

[the_bird]

AHEM. I do recall that it was *I* that suggested you come out to the Finger Lakes to taste the reislings, and Paulie who was the one who invited himself along. Just sayin'.

 

[Melana]

Remember that I sleep with a 60 year old guy. I have an apparent "thing" for old farts. It's a compliment, if you think of it that way.

Are you saying that you like Paulie?

 

[the_bird]

... Yooper's a better actress than Paulie's mom...

 

[Melana]

This is how my family does Christmas

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[bluemoose]

"Boo hoo, I hate the holidays. This sucks, can you pass the bacon wrapped scallops and lobster claws please?"

 

[Yooper]

AHEM. I do recall that it was *I* that suggested you come out to the Finger Lakes to taste the reislings, and Paulie who was the one who invited himself along. Just sayin'.

Oh my gosh, that's right!!!!

I hereby transfer my allegiance to Bird, as well as my beginning wine education tributes.

 

[paulthenurse]

How could I have invited myself along. I drove. All weekend. And if I recall correctly, Al is the one who found the inn (I could be making that part up. I honestly don't remember.). But c'mon. You KNOW it's me you love.

 

[paulthenurse]

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It's funny how you can be married to somebody got almost ten years and still have such divergent ideas about what makes a nice bit of decorating.

 

[Yooper]

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It's funny how you can be married to somebody got almost ten years and still have such divergent ideas about what makes a nice bit of decorating.

Yeah, but you showed a bit of class with your new indoor plumbing.

 

[the_bird]

How could I have invited myself along. I drove. All weekend. And if I recall correctly, Al is the one who found the inn (I could be making that part up. I honestly don't remember.). But c'mon. You KNOW it's me you love.

Wrong again. The B&B was a place that the_Wife and I had stayed at a year or two prior. And you drove because you're an idiot and volunteered.

 

[Melana]

Wrong again. The B&B was a place that the_Wife and I had stayed at a year or two prior. And you drove because you're an idiot and volunteered.

I believe this

 

[paulthenurse]

Uhhhhhhh. Ya......... You might be right about all of that. But I'm not acknowledging anything.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hope everyone the best, Merry Christmas!

 

[Melana]

Hope everyone the best, Merry Christmas!

Thanks ! Hope yours was great as well.

 

[paulthenurse]

A belated Merry Christmas to all the Massholes and Masshole wannabes.

 

[paulthenurse]

Boom Sauce... Ok. Nice beer. Why is it so expensive? I tried it but at */- $14 for a four pack I'm not buying another one unless there is s a Happy Ending waiting at the bottom of the 4th can.

 

[paulthenurse]

Had a second after dinner soaking in the hot tub. Again. Nice beer but $3.50 a can? Bullsh!t. That marketing strategy always pisses me off. Make a product that is good, then charge three times what others charge for something comparable and stupid people line up to throw money at you. It might work short term and satiate your board of directors who are looking the next quarter but it's hardly good for building a customer base.

Hey Cape,
I should be your market analyst. Do you have dental? What's your 401k match?

 

[bluemoose]

Tell that to the Alchemist.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhhh. We're all set. Thanks



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