The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[jeffmeh]

Ya, I could do that except for the fact that I've been at work since 7:00 last night and I need to be back at 7:00 tonight.

One of the memories I'll carry with me to the grave was the look on SWMBO's face when we happened upon a bed of 'dinner plate sized' scallops on a dive a few years ago. I pulled out my knife and shucked one right there, 75 feet underwater. When I popped it in my mouth she looked like she was going to throw up into her second stage. But good Lord, that was the best scallop I've ever had.

PTN

Very cool, and with real sea salt to boot. I have not strapped on a tank for quite a while. The kids are almost out of HS, so perhaps after that (and after recovering from college expenses).

 

[Melana]

chowda cookoff/brewing event? I'll put my white chowda up against yours anytime Paul!

I agree... dig your own quahogs is the only way to fly.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape is there any dart playing at your place tonight?

probably after the meeting.

... and I should warn you and comcastwineguy... I wouldn't expect the meeting tonight to be anything like you see on these threads or what you saw at the U brew. The club is a lot of fun but we also take the meetings relatively seriously. It is not a hang-out-and-drink type of deal at all and if Paul and I talked to the club like we do each other, we would probably be punched in the face and tossed out of the club.

That said... we absolutely have a good time at the meetings but tonight there will be a serious presentation on water and how it effects a brew session along with a break down of different water profiles and how to achieve them.

Guys will be trying beers both commercial and homebrewed to illustrate different points and get feedback on their beers but again, it's not a hang out, drink and make fun of Paul club.

People tend to show up any time after 7:00 and have a beer or two before the meeting starts at 7:30. The meetings usually run about 2.5 hours so about 10:00 it'll start clearing out. We ALWAYS have folks hangin' out afterwards though and THAT'S when it turns into hanging out, having a beer (in moderation) and making fun of Paul.

 

[paulthenurse]

Why didn't you go to Hooks in southie?

Cause I was half way home before I started thinking about something besides work. The last 12 hours in the ICU were from the south side of hell.

And now, fortified with a few pints of Guinness I'm off to bed, perchance to dream of shucking scallops at the bottom of Boston Hahba

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, we only act like compleat *********s some of the time. Other times we could pass for professional people. Cape wears long sleeved shirts to cover up his jailhouse artwork and I occasionally wear shoes that tie and pants with a zipper. You'll have fun at the club meeting and you might learn a thing or two. Alas I won't be there, back to the salt mine tonight. Ok, now I'm really off to bed

 

[motobrewer]

screw all you southie bastahds!!

(note: everything I know about Boston I learned from Good Will Hunting)

 

[DakotaRules]

probably after the meeting.

... and I should warn you and comcastwineguy... I wouldn't expect the meeting tonight to be anything like you see on these threads or what you saw at the U brew. The club is a lot of fun but we also take the meetings relatively seriously. It is not a hang-out-and-drink type of deal at all and if Paul and I talked to the club like we do each other, we would probably be punched in the face and tossed out of the club.

That said... we absolutely have a good time at the meetings but tonight there will be a serious presentation on water and how it effects a brew session along with a break down of different water profiles and how to achieve them.

Guys will be trying beers both commercial and homebrewed to illustrate different points and get feedback on their beers but again, it's not a hang out, drink and make fun of Paul club.

People tend to show up any time after 7:00 and have a beer or two before the meeting starts at 7:30. The meetings usually run about 2.5 hours so about 10:00 it'll start clearing out. We ALWAYS have folks hangin' out afterwards though and THAT'S when it turns into hanging out, having a beer (in moderation) and making fun of Paul.

That's what I hoped for in a club and why I joined yours. The water profile that I have been using is alright but I would like to discuss this more and perfect mine. I have been reading on this thread about water profiles but that only gets me so far.

I figured after words I could shoot the sh!t a little before I had to hit the road.

 

[DakotaRules]

I occasionally wear shoes that tie and pants with a zipper.

They make pants that big!

Couldn't resist!

 

[Cape Brewing]

mu-mu's don't have zippers... silly.

 

[DakotaRules]

But he said pants with zippers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know.. He gets embarrassed

 

[the_bird]

What happened to your puppy dog, Dakota? He was so CUTE! My little girl though the pink sweater was ADORABLE!

 

[Melana]

..... I occasionally wear shoes that tie and pants with a zipper.

The rest of the time he doesn't want to scare the sheep...

 

[Golddiggie]

Looks like the little doggie got scared from the way PTN was looking at it...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Paul made fun of him about it and he caved instantly and changed it.

 

[Golddiggie]

Wow... Thin skinned MAsshole there...

 

[DakotaRules]

What happened to your puppy dog, Dakota? He was so CUTE! My little girl though the pink sweater was ADORABLE!

I tried to make a GIF but it didn't work, tell your daughter she's on my profile view.

 

[DakotaRules]

I can put up her Halloween picture. Shes a lobsta in that picture!

 

[Golddiggie]

I can put up her Halloween picture. Shes a lobsta in that picture!

Pretty sure there's a special place in hell for people that have small dogs and dress them up like that...

 

[DakotaRules]

Pretty sure there's a special place in hell for people that have small dogs and dress them up like that...

She actually digs through my wife's pile of clothes and puts them on herself. Sometimes she does need help getting a leg through when gets stuck but she does do it herself. My wife is no longer allowed to leave clothes on the floor because the dog has fallen down the stairs getting stuck in the top of a shirt.

I know most of you wont believe this but my dog loves clothes.

 

[Golddiggie]

She actually digs through my wife's pile of clothes and puts them on herself. Sometimes she does need help getting a leg through when gets stuck but she does do it herself. My wife is no longer allowed to leave clothes on the floor because the dog has fallen down the stairs getting stuck in the top of a shirt.

I know most of you wont believe this but my dog loves clothes.

Sure, and your winter house is in the Florida Everglades...

 

[the_bird]

She actually digs through my wife's pile of clothes and puts them on herself. Sometimes she does need help getting a leg through when gets stuck but she does do it herself. My wife is no longer allowed to leave clothes on the floor because the dog has fallen down the stairs getting stuck in the top of a shirt.

I know most of you wont believe this but my dog loves clothes.

Wow. I never really thought twice about your avatar before, but this is just getting weirder and weirder.

 

[DakotaRules]

I thought I should have kept my mouth shut and let it die.

 

[JustinHorton]

My Dad is from Rehoboth, I've got tons of family in S. Attleboro, Rehoboth, Boston, and the rest of them are in RI... I'm a Masshole by blood, but born Texan.

You's guys have fun up there with your wicked bad roads and delicious quahogs!

Rehoboth is a nice area, bout 20mins from my apartment.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So Dakota... who else in the house like to try on the ol' wifey's clothes??

 

[DakotaRules]

So Dakota... who else in the house like to try on the ol' wifey's clothes??

Well I can see where your trying to go with this, but seeing that my wife is 5'3" and 110lbs, and I'm 5'10" and 200lbs I wouldn't even be able fit one of her socks onto my pecker!

 

[JustinHorton]

Dude, sticking socks in your urethra is a bad idea.

 

[Golddiggie]

Well I can see where your trying to go with this, but seeing that my wife is 5'3" and 110lbs, and I'm 5'10" and 200lbs I wouldn't even be able fit one of her socks into my pecker!

Sounds like someone's tried it... Damn, I thought you meant ONTO, not INTO... ouch...

I have heard mumblings about you running around the house wearing her thong...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do NOT use that as your avatar Dakota!!!!!

 

[Joos]

Yeah I think your putting it on wrong.