The Dog Has Gas

[3PegBrew]

We are 24 hours away from wearing HazMat Suits in this house.

 

[TomSD]

When it is bad enough it scares the dog that did it you know it is time to evacuate. Harper has done room clearers that he has literally stood up and done tight circles sniffing his own butt then given me a guilty look and bolted from the room.

 

[3PegBrew]

When Schatzi farts she always turns to her butt like, "What was that? It certainly could not have come from me. I'm a lady."

 

[Homercidal]

Whenever someone gives our yellow lab a rawhide, we have to lock her out of the family room that evening.

 

[Diver165]

It's bad when you can hear them!

He likes to curl up on the other end of the couch during the evenings. It never fails. He'll let one slide. But I guess that's his attempt to warn us.

 

[3PegBrew]

Try waking up to the dog, head at the foot of the bed and butt near your face. My wife had that happen this morning. For some weird reason she really likes farting in her face.

 

[TomSD]

Try waking up to the dog, head at the foot of the bed and butt near your face. My wife had that happen this morning. For some weird reason she really likes farting in her face.

Jealous (not me the dog, lol)