The Corrupt Wish Game.

[xellios]

this amused me. The idea is that the first person wishes for something, and the second grants it; but not necessarily in a pleasing manner. For example:

Person One:
I wish house prices were cheaper here!

Person Two:
Granted; but you've got no electricity or running water.
I wish I had a bigger house!

Person Three:
Granted; but it's infested with termites.

...and so forth. Obviously I'll start. :

I wish the hop shortage would cease.

 

[brauhaus]

granted, but then all you buddy's will want beer and use the excuse, "it's not like there is a hop shortage mate."

i want a raise

 

[McKBrew]

Granted, but your going to pay more for your health plan.

I want a new vehicle.....

 

[Sea]

Granted, but it's a Geo Metro.



I want freedom from debt.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Granted but I'm raising your taxes.

I want a never emptying beer glass.

 

[Yooper]

Granted but I'm raising your taxes.

I want a never emptying beer glass.

Granted, but the beer is Budweiser.

I want a nicer butt.................

 

[SuperiorBrew]

Granted but your pants will constantly fall down

I want somone who knows what they are doing to hook up my love controlers and gas valves


Edit: yooper beat me by a few seconds had to chance it

 

[EdWort]

Granted, but you will run out of gas.

I want a 1,000 square foot brew shed in my front yard.

 

[Orfy]

Granted, but you'll run out of hops.

I want a long hot summer.

 

[xellios]

Granted, but you now live in a tiki hut on the equator.

I want a long cold winter.

 

[jds]

Granted, but you're snowed in, in a cabin with Gilbert Gottfried.

I want my backyard landscaped.

 

[Orfy]

Granted; but you develop agrophobia.

I want to travel 6 months a year.

 

[olllllo]

Granted, but it takes you that long just to walk to the pub.

I want drink more without getting a hangover.

 

[RichBrewer]

Granted, but it takes you that long just to walk to the pub.

I want drink more without getting a hangover.

Granted but you have developed an allergy to alcohol

I want to own a microbrewery.

 

[brauhaus]

granted, however you find yourself drinking all the time and you still get way too drunk to remember anything and you've woken up next to a toothless woman with your name tattooed on her right breast....

which i might add is saggy and not an attractive breast.

i want to take a cross-country motorcycle trip.

 

[EdWort]

Granted, but it will be on the back of a bike from the nastiest woman you've ever seen at Sturgis.

I want to retire early.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Granted, you"re fired and won't find a new job.

I wish that I loved, I mean REALLY loved my job.

 

[EdWort]

Granted, but you will get layed off tomorrow.

I wish I had a Chevy 2500 HD with the Duramax Diesel and Allison Tranny.

 

[olllllo]

Granted, but Allison is a Tranny.

I want to win a medal at AHA.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Granted, enjoy your American Heart Association fame.

I wish I had a shop big enough for all my projects.

 

[kornkob]

Granted, enjoy your American Heart Association fame.

I wish I had a shop big enough for all my projects.

Granted, but your wife is now using it to store all her shoes and old outfits.

I wish I had unlimtied wishes.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Granted, but only the first one will actually come true.

I wish I had a job at which I got paid every day and never had to work on payday.

 

[Sea]

Granted, but it's a Nike factory in China


I wish I Could brew everyday.

 

[ScoutMan]

granted, but you have to brew only Ice 800 Malt Liqour

I wish for an unlmited supply of time

 

[xellios]

Granted, but you are now homeless.

I wish Christmas was around the corner again.

 

[arturo7]

Granted, but you're not getting any presents!

I wish I had a 95 MPH fastball with pinpoint control.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Granted - you can now throw 95 MPH wild pitches, and your needlepoint and cross-stitch skills are freakin' outstanding.

I wish people would stop with the never-ending game threads.

 

[kinison_fan]

I wish people would stop with the never-ending game threads.

Granted...

 

[Kevin Dean]

I wish people would stop with the never-ending game threads.

Granted...

I seldom actually laugh out loud, but that earned it. :rockin: