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Since there is a Music thread, and a never ending word thread I thought I'd start this one.

This all started today. SWMBO has seriously been up my a** lately so I thought I'd mess with her a bit today :rockin:

She was texting me, and as replies I only used movie quotes from movies I knew she wouldn't know. I got five in from Cool Hand Luke alone.

At one point she asked what the hell I was doing. My reply? "I'm just standing in the rain, talking to myself"

Then, when she texted she had no idea what I was talking about I typed "What we have here, is failure to communicate"

It took about 10 minutes of this till she was mad (and confused enough) that she stopped texting me for the rest of the day.

All it all, I thought it was brilliant and highly suggest you try it. And, in an effort to get us some practice I started this thread.

The rules are you must post a movie quote that is relevent, or sounds like it would follow what the previous post said. I want it to sound like some sort of wierd cut and past conversation. At the very least, you must use one word from the previous quote in your follow up. you can post several lines of dialougue if necessary (even from several characters), but keep it as short as possible.

I'll start.

Bluto: Grab a brew, Don't Cost nothin
 
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"Very Cosmopolitan"

(I decided to lose to source. post it if you want)
 
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Recognize this one?
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
 
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Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: [amused by this unhelpful detail] Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah...
Marge Gunderson: So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow, then.
Hooker No. 1: Uh huh...
 

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The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an *******.
Walter Sobchak: Okay then.
 

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gotta love the big lebowski


Walter Sobchak: I told those ****s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as ****
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ****ing shabbos.
The Dude: Oh **** it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, come on...
 
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Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
 

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Forrest Gump: "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
 

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Bull Durham:
Kevin Costner (Crash Davis):
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the **ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Die Hard (1988)
Bruce Willis (John McClane): You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
James Shigeta (Joseph Takagi): Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
 
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Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
 

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Bunch of slackjawed [email protected] around here, this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, just like me.


BTW: BONUS POINTS FOR FINDING A MOVIE WITH TWO FUTURE GOVERNORS IN IT! :D
 
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What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

(good call on the Predator quote :rockin:)
 

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Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... ”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
 

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