The Best (And Most Useful) Flow Chart of All Time

[Evan!]

 

[rdwj]

You must like bacon a lot more than I do

 

[c.n.budz]

that made me hungry...

and, getting hot bacon grease on your junk definitely sucks

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Next time I cook bacon I'll have to try that whole pants thing.

 

[TxBrew]

Jim Gaffingan did an entire stand up bit on bacon;

http://www.glumbert.com/media/gaffiganbacon

 

[Bobby_M]

Gaffigan is one of my favorite clean comics, second only to Brian Regan.

 

[BierMuncher]

Supports my universal rule number 23...never fry bacon in the nude.

 

[the_bird]

Bacon grease isn't the reason your junk got so ugly?

 

[WOP31]

Damn it now i want bacon! And i am going to have to put pants on.