Talk like a Pirate today

[Flyin' Lion]

I don't see any special days for emulating Ninjas.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

 

[The Happy Mug]

what aaarrrr you talking about?

 

[Wheat King]

yarr. tis a fine day for the likes of us old salty sea dogs. landlubbers beware yarrr

 

[Cheesefood]

Isn't the Pirate thing getting old? We need a new iconic rebellious charictature for comedy. How about 13th century Serfs?

Anyone know what an Angry Pirate is? Don't google if you don't already know.

 

[Wheat King]

Anyone know what an Angry Pirate is? Don't google if you don't already know.

yea thats a good one. donkey punch is still my favorite, albeit a bit played out.

 

[Cheesefood]

yea thats a good one. donkey punch is still my favorite, albeit a bit played out.

I'm a big fan of the Frothy Walrus.

 

[Rhoobarb]

Reminds me of my two favorite pirate jokes:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him, and says "Did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says "Arrgh, and its drivin' me nuts!"

And, since Halloween is nearing...

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes “twick or tweating”. He's gone from house to house to house and people keep asking him to repeat himself, as they have a hard time understanding him. And they keep asking, "What are you dressed up as?"

He knocks on the door of a house and a woman answers. "Oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the woman says. "But where are your buccaneers?" The kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head, lady! Now gimme some buckin' candy!"

 

[Dude]

I'm a big fan of the Frothy Walrus.

LOL....

How about shrimping?

 

[todd_k]

Anyone know what an Angry Pirate is? Don't google if you don't already know.

Yargh, where ya think I gots me name fer my fantasy football team?

 

[Cheesefood]

LOL....

How about shrimping?

I've heard two definitions. One is similar to felching, which is just plain wrong.

 

[Wheat King]

I've heard two definitions. One is similar to felching, which is just plain wrong.

shrimping is a new one to me...but if it is, in fact, anything like felching then cheesefood is correct...just plain wrong.

flaming dragon?

my friend invented a "move" ive taken the liberty of naming the "easter egg hunt". its a good one.

 

[Onescalerguy]

Me gives up,arrgh.Be it a third wooden leg?

 

[Pumbaa]

The guy who started Talk Like a Pirate Day and his wife weer on wife swap last night. Lets just say they have a few issues

 

[Dude]

Urban dictionary, #3 under shrimping.

NSFW, and you've been warned. It ain't a pretty mental picture.

 

[EvilTOJ]

The guy who started Talk Like a Pirate Day and his wife weer on wife swap last night. Lets just say they have a few issues

Yar, I'd love to mount a boarding party on her, says I

 

[Wheat King]

Urban dictionary, #3 under shrimping.

NSFW, and you've been warned. It ain't a pretty mental picture.

*sigh*
now i will never be pure again

 

[sudsmonkey]

I've been drunk here many times. More than I've been sober, actually. Now,for the first time, I'm also scared.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Whassa madeer sudsmonkey, you've never heard of the Cleveland Steamers before?

 

[Flyin' Lion]

Reviving an old thread because it is imminently relevant, but reading back it was seriously derailed.

Or through the translator: International Talk Like A Pirate Day


The pirate speaks,"Revivin' an old thread because it be imminently relevant, but readin' aft it was seriously derailed"--not very impressive.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'll go along with the whole pirate thing just as long as I don't have to hear that american thing where pirates pronounce the "G "in arrrrrgh! it's arrrrhhhh! dammit!

aaarrrgggg is what you say when you fall on a steel spike!!

 

[Ego Archive]

I'll go along with the whole pirate thing just as long as I don't have to hear that american thing where pirates pronounce the "G "in arrrrrgh! it's arrrrhhhh! dammit!

aaarrrgggg is what you say when you fall on a steel spike!!

That could be a pirate thing too...just sayin.


Oh, and Aarrgghhhh! with a "gh" like dough,

 

[EvilTOJ]

Aye mateys I be diggin out me ol pirattitude costume. Last year it be used as a costume fer Captain Jack Sparrow fer halloween.

 

[BigKahuna]

Yarr.
Tis a mighty sad day when the likes of Jack Sparrow be damned to steep in his own stench in a closet. Tiz a fate worse than death, and nary fit for a wedding gown.

<Shakes his head in sorrow and disbelief>
Yarrrrr

 

[Mutilated1]

Its Friday - not today.

 

[BigKahuna]

Its Friday - not today.

Every day is a good day to say arrrrr!

Ye needs a final swim with the fishes? Yarr. Maybe a long walk on a short plank for ye mindless tongue. Tis a sailors punishment for a landlubber like you!

 

[belindashort]

Actually, my band is playing a show Tomorrow night and we'll all be dressed like pirates. In 2007 I was a 'goth' pirate. In 2008 I was a 'punk rock' pirate. Who knows what I'll do this year.

 

[VatorMan]

Actually, my band is playing a show Tomorrow night and we'll all be dressed like pirates. In 2007 I was a 'goth' pirate. In 2008 I was a 'punk rock' pirate. Who knows what I'll do this year.

I was gonna say Butt-but it ain't gonna work unless you hoist a strap on. Being a girl and all. :fro:

 

[belindashort]

I was actually thinking zombie pirate since I have a background in special effects makeup, or possibly scurvy pirate.

 

[EvilTOJ]

I say zombie pirate!

 

[TexLaw]

Avast! 'Tis the day, and a fine day it is! Sharpen yer hooks, straighten yer eyepatches, polish yer wooden legs, and show a few beauties your fine hornpipe!


TL

 

[nealf]