my Scotch ancestral brother in law tells it switching the Irish w the stereotypically cheap Scotsman saying “spit it ooot ya wee bastard!”This post over on the "What I Did for Beer Today" thread reminded me of a joke:
An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into a bar, and each orders a pint. The bartender sets the three pints on the bar, and by some weird coincidence, three flies land, one in each drink.
The Englishman pushes his glass away and orders another pint.
The Scot fishes the fly out, shakes off his wet fingers, and takes a drink.
The Irishman fishes the fly out, begins shaking it over the glass, and shouts: "SPIT IT OUT YOU BLOODY &@$^@&#!"
reminds me of another one-The difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket ???
A pickpocket snatches watches.
What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
People don't cry when you cut up a banjo
3 Dawg Night, it's the 'Stupid Joke Thread!'. I have the upmost respect for all stringed instruments, including the banjo Nor will I be cutting a leg off a donkey