Something new to kill time on

[alemonkey]

..But I lost it along with my hair.

Maybe I'll get lucky tonight...

 

[Ize]

Getting lucky? What's that? Oh yeah I'm married, that's right.


I keep drinking beer, yeah that works...



Ize

 

[homebrewer_99]

...in the meantime, I'm here with you jerks!

Life's too short to drink bad beer...

 

[alemonkey]

But if it's so short, what am I doing here?

Getting beer munchies, think I'll make some ramen.

 

[AaronA]

No time to waste in other places as it's best to stay here where we've got so much in common.

Alemonkey, did ya notice we're in the same city?

--Aaron

 

[Ize]

Alemonkey, did ya notice we're in the same city?

You guys should brew, if not it's a pity.




Saturday night and the Steam's tasting good...



Ize

 

[homebrewer_99]

...if you were any prettier I might get some wood...

...for the fire...

 

[The Happy Mug]

What a day, my sanity is on the wire

I'd drink a few, but I have to get up by seven

 

[Sir Sudster]

Sure hope they serve beer in heaven.

Been gone for awhile , But I always come back..

 

[SwAMi75]

Maybe I was dropped as a baby
'Cause brains I lack

Good to see ya Sudster, how ya been?

 

[Sir Sudster]

Supportin' the troops , but still livin in sin.

Working with old AF buddies ..ain't it great..

 

[SwAMi75]

We'll take you back, it ain't too late.

I'll be back in Virginia by the first of May.

 

[Brewpastor]

I'm sure that will be a drinkin' day!

In two more hours I can go home.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Waiting there for me is a homebrew with a head of foam.

Who knew this bunch had such talent?

 

[Sir Sudster]

Yes , a notch above and immune from the galant.

Anyone seen SudsMonkey , I miss the fella...

 

[whitescout]

I haven't, wish I could tell ya,

I need to go grab another pint....

 

[The Happy Mug]

Another difficult rhyme, I must try to be reliant

Purple and Orange rhyme only for Chuck Norris

 

[whitescout]

Too many homebrews and your liver will be porous


I will take my chance and have another...

 

[Ize]

If he was only reliable I'd brew with my brother.



To brew a Scotch Ale or a Porter, they both make me happy




Ize

 

[subwyking]

dont hand me a Scudwieser that filth is so crappy.

you can pass me something with class like a stout...

 

[JRGSPE73]

'Cause if I drink mass-produced swill my insides come out.

I made it through college on Natty and Beast...

 

[brewhead]

you should've invested in some very good yeast
instead of that stuff in the bathtub that's purple

 

[AaronA]

ending it like that should get you a purple-nurple

or perhaps to be locked in a room with usmcruz

 

[homebrewer_99]

We'd knock him out into a long snooze...

Gotta go, time for dinner!

 

[Walker]

eat a little less, Bill.... you'll be much thinner.


I can't believe this thread is still running

 

[homebrewer_99]

and we're still sly and cunning...

How'd you know I have a beer belly?

 

[AlaskaAl(e)]

and we're still sly and cunning...

How'd you know I have a beer belly?

Let's just say a little bird told me.

I'm glad to be back online and the forum.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Three more threads and that'll boar 'em!

Toil, toil, trouble and no boil over...

 

[The Happy Mug]

A smoked porter, that's what I'll go for!

I seem to like most of the stuff from Stone.

 

[brewhead]

a refreshing homebrew i postpone
'cause i have to take out the garbage

 

[Walker]

sometimes that puts me in a rage
rage and homebrew just don't mix

 

[The Happy Mug]

Why does taking out the garbage turn us into pricks?

It sits and it piles and I pretend it's not there.

 

[Walker]

If it doesn't bother ME, why should ANYONE care?
But, If it blocks me from my beer, well... that's a different story

 

[The Happy Mug]

I haven't taken it out in recent memory

It's a good thing I forget so much.

 

[alemonkey]

My wife won't take it out - I think we should go Dutch.
She says it's the man's job.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Since it's a man's job, I'll ask Rob
To take out the trash and check his rash...

 

[AaronA]

He better get that taken care of so he can get back to his mash.

Sure stinks that I've got to work overtime tomorrow.

 

[Walker]

things such as that cause naught but sorrow.
I've got a day at the zoo with the kids

 

[Sasquatch]

That's almost as fun as stayin home with porn vids.
But er, that's what I hear, I wouldn't know...

 

[homebrewer_99]

Waddayamean you don't know, Bro?

They don't call you Mister Slinky for nothing!