Slap on your back names that nobody likes...

[Malt]

The manager walking through the office/plant, slapping people on the back and calling them:

Ace
Guy
Chief
Bro
Son
Pal
Bud

I'm sure there are more...

 

[Mike_kever_kombi]

Floccing icehole



Get that one a lot

 

[vanishingpint]

Champ,cap'n,big guy,sport,hey you ....when they can't remember your name"

 

[Psylocide]

Tiger
Slugger
Porky
Mount Baldy
Little Wiener
Halitosis face
Ugly
Fatty McFat
Hog nuzzler
Limp dick
Fartbreath
Smartmouth
Big stupid idiot
Uglymug McQueenbitch

I'm sure there are others.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Ma'am

 

[paperairplane]

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, friend!

 

[SnakeRidge]

Everybody around here must think my name is Wakeup Youregoingtogetfired.

 

[vanishingpint]

Holy crap psylocide where do yoy work?!

 

[1977Brewer]

Friendo.

 

[badlee]

C#ntyb#llox
F#ckpig
The dangers of being in a large group of Englishmen!

 

[SnakeRidge]

C#ntyb#llox

Can that mate with a D#ckb#tt?

I have one but not the other, and I'd like to have more.

TIA

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Youbuttjuicelickingmarthafloccerimagonnacrackyourskullopenlikearipemellonandrinkyouruselessrottingbrainsyoufloccfaceyou!


my boss hates it when I slap him on the back and call him that. so does that guy at the DMV.

 

[Homercidal]

Auto parts store guy called me BOSS the whole time I was there once. Wanted to pop him right in the mouth.

 

[soccerdad]

Bush did it !!!

 

[b-boy]

Hey 'Bucko'.

Is that even a word outside of Columbus OH, Pittsburgh PA, or Tampa FL?

 

[Sammy86]

My personal favorites are Bub, Big guy, Boss, Bud and Dude...

Always love hearing them when walking into a retail establishment

 

[Malt]

Ace
Guy
Chief
Bro
Son
Pal
Bud(Buddy)
Champ
Cap'n (Captain)
Big Guy
Sport
Hey "You"
Tiger
Slugger
Friend
Bub
Boss
Dude

There must be more... for extra points use as many as you can in the same sentence.

 

[Brewtah]

Mamm
You can call me honey, you can call me sugar but don't call me MAMM
Unless your from the southern states or in the military.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Mamm
You can call me honey, you can call me sugar but don't call me MAMM
Unless your from the southern states or in the military.

Honey, it's Ma'am. As in Madam without the d. Bless your heart, Sugar.

(complete and total sarcasm, no smartassness intended)

 

[gfinockio]

Officer.

 

[GarageDweller]

Son.

I never hesitate to fight over that one. That has to be the most disrespectful way to address a human being. I think its some kind of wanna be gangsta-rapper-type talk. Something you would hear coming out of the mouth of a teenage boy, yet I hear 40yo adults address other people that way. No jokes, anyone addressing me as 'son' in person, you're at least going to have to back it up.

all the others, while its annoying to be addressed in that manner, I can live with.

 

[hunter_le five]

Mamm
You can call me honey, you can call me sugar but don't call me MAMM
Unless your from the southern states or in the military.

Where I come from, it's considered disrespectful NOT to call you ma'am.

 

[Psylocide]

Where I come from, it's considered disrespectful NOT to call you ma'am.

Thanks for clearing that up for us ma'am.

amidoingitright?

 

[hunter_le five]

Thanks for clearing that up for us ma'am.

amidoingitright?

Where I come from, them's fightin' words.

Context. Clear as mud?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Sir/Ma'am: it's politeness and common respect, not an insult. I have no idea where that nonsense came from. it's absolutely asinine to be offended by it. I had a bartender get all whiny when I called her ma'am. I said, "OK, b***ch, go get me a floccin' beer." which one would you rather be offended by?

Son.

I never hesitate to fight over that one. That has to be the most disrespectful way to address a human being. I think its some kind of wanna be gangsta-rapper-type talk. Something you would hear coming out of the mouth of a teenage boy, yet I hear 40yo adults address other people that way. No jokes, anyone addressing me as 'son' in person, you're at least going to have to back it up.

all the others, while its annoying to be addressed in that manner, I can live with.

cops like to pull that one on me a lot. I like to instruct them to call me by my name. they don't like that, but I don't like when they try to find a reason to run me. and when I use "son" on HBT, it is insulting. usually in a sarcastic kind of way. if I'm using it in person, chances are I'm ready to fight about it (whatever "it" is). I hate it when people pull that one in person on me. on the interwebs, meh.

 

[Brewtah]

Well, well, well, You are right about the spelling. Perhaps I had mammography on my mind, just kidding. It only sounds like ma'am with the appropriate accent. Calling a women under 50 ma'am is not a good idea. I would prefer Miss. My nephews and their friends address me as Miss _____ insert first name.
Anyway continue on. I am amused this has been so entertaining.
BTW no spell check here.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Well, well, well, You are right about the spelling. Perhaps I had mammography on my mind, just kidding. It only sounds like ma'am with the appropriate accent. Calling a women under 50 ma'am is not a good idea. I would prefer Miss. My nephews and their friends address me as Miss _____ insert first name.
Anyway continue on. I am amused this has been so entertaining.
BTW no spell check here.

strangers wouldn't know what you prefer and the under 50 thing is silly and asinine. if a lady gets mad when you call her ma'am, then you pee on her shoes. that's the law.

 

[1977Brewer]

I was on the phones at work for so long that you would know when to be offended by my "ma'am", or "sir".

 

[Brewtah]

strangers wouldn't know what you prefer and the under 50 thing is silly and asinine. if a lady gets mad when you call her ma'am, then you pee on her shoes. that's the law.[/
Getting mad? It's MY preference? You have nothing to do with it. It appears that once again you have lost the point .
If peeing is your most effective means of communication, I can't fault you for that. Kinda like a frightened caveman. Funny how my reply has the most, do I dare call it feed back.

 

[1977Brewer]

It is a legitimate sign of respect. The exact same as "sir".

And you obviously don't follow this place very closely if you think Billy Klubb is remotely serious.

 

[Brewtah]

I was on the phones at work for so long that you would know when to be offended by my "ma'am", or "sir".

Most women would prefer miss, if appropriate. Ma'am has an age related component. In certain areas of the country this is not necessarily the case.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

you better go wash your shoes.

 

[Brewtah]

It is a legitimate sign of respect. The exact same as "sir".

And you obviously don't follow this place very closely if you think Billy Klubb is remotely serious.

He is the ultimate thread destroyer. You are right he is a joke.:rockin:

 

[1977Brewer]

Most women would prefer miss, if appropriate. Ma'am has an age related component. In certain areas of the country this is not necessarily the case.

Born and raised Texan, and I assure you it's not at all the case here. It's punctuation. Thank you, ma'am.

 

[Brewtah]

you better go wash your shoes.

Pampers son pampers

 

[Billy-Klubb]

He is the ultimate thread destroyer. You are right he is a joke.:rockin:

listen here, ma'am: I'm not a joke. I'm THE joke.ipe:

 

[jiggs_casey]

Of all the 'pet names' there are, 'buddy' is the most annoying. Always felt that 'buddy' is half a word; as in 'buddyf**ker'. I think I would rather prefer '*******'. At least then, I know you're being honest.

 

[1977Brewer]

Mine is "guy". So flipping *****ey.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Well, well, well, You are right about the spelling. Perhaps I had mammography on my mind, just kidding. It only sounds like ma'am with the appropriate accent. Calling a women under 50 ma'am is not a good idea. I would prefer Miss. My nephews and their friends address me as Miss _____ insert first name.
Anyway continue on. I am amused this has been so entertaining.
BTW no spell check here.

Where I'm from, you call women Miss (First Name), but you also follow words like 'yes' and 'thank you' with ma'am. It's simply good manners.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

The manager walking through the office/plant, slapping people on the back and calling them:

Ace
Guy
Chief
Bro
Son
Pal
Bud

I'm sure there are more...

Stinky
Spanky
Pepe
Hefe
Ese
Vato
Dude
Homie
Holmes
Barney