Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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She's a sound lass this woman at work. I know i can say pretty much anything to her and she will give back as good as I give.
She is a horse owner and naturally obsessive about them. (We all know it's only because of how it moistens them up downstairs) Anyways. Yesterday, I asked her if she would like some fresh meat inside her for a change. "Er, yeah! Why?" She replied......"Because I want to shoot your horse and make a nice pot roast." I said
All of a sudden, her humour node got somehow bypassed. She was polite but not friendly. (Although she is over it now)
My question is, what will she try to sue me for? Sexual harassment? Hell, she is used to that from me.
Or mental cruelty? Her husband has hardened her to that for years! Should I steal a bunch of flowers from a grave and feed them to her horse? Maybe I need to prove that her horse forgives me? 
She is a horse owner and naturally obsessive about them. (We all know it's only because of how it moistens them up downstairs) Anyways. Yesterday, I asked her if she would like some fresh meat inside her for a change. "Er, yeah! Why?" She replied......"Because I want to shoot your horse and make a nice pot roast." I said
All of a sudden, her humour node got somehow bypassed. She was polite but not friendly. (Although she is over it now)
My question is, what will she try to sue me for? Sexual harassment? Hell, she is used to that from me.