Redneck pickup lines

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Eat, drink, repeat
Mar 10, 2007
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Covina, CA
1 ) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in
yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-

9 ) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.

10) Yer eyes are blue as winder cleaner.

11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til

And.... The best for last!

12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up.