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I once woke up with a cat sat on my head.
I don't own a cat. I don't like cats.
Ever seen a cat fly?
The likkle basttd came back.
That cat now knows I don't like cats.
Don't ask about the camel!
 
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That random thought was a real situation.
I don't know why but I just remembered it while I was hanging the dancing banana upside down.
 

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Ever wake up with a racoon on your head? I have and it was not a fun experience. Dang things are mean!!


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My random thought was a true story also. A friend of mine's mom had a pet one when we were growing up. Dang thing was mean and CRAZY! Would attack you at the weirdest times.


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My random thought was a true story also. A friend of mine's mom had a pet one when we were growing up. Dang thing was mean and CRAZY! Would attack you at the weirdest times.


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Can't say that I have. The cat in question was a wild cat. That was friendly until I chucked it 20 foot.
 

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If I could have gotten a good grasp of that racoon i would have sent him flying but i had a blanket over my head (middle of winter and not much heat in this house) when i found him there, so I couldnt get a grip without loosing a finger or two. To this day I still dont like those things. Giant rats is what they are.


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I was in the middle of the Sahara at the time.
It was the middle of the night and very cold and wet. I think the Cat(s) just wanted to find the warmest spot. MY HEAD!!!!

No joking I think I had 8 blankets on top of me as well as wearing 2 pairs of wet trousers, 2 wet t-shirts, one wet shirt and a coat. I'd spent all day on a camel and I had a ****ing cat on my head. No beer, I drank all my whisky.

I hate cats and camels.
 

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If I could have gotten a good grasp of that racoon i would have sent him flying but i had a blanket over my head (middle of winter and not much heat in this house) when i found him there, so I couldnt get a grip without loosing a finger or two. To this day I still dont like those things. Giant rats is what they are.


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Racoon fajitas are pretty good BTW!! :D
 
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Oh! and I was also underneath on of the largest (Probably the largest) sand dune in Africa in torrential rain. I thought ****, If that thing slides then I'm dead and there is nothing I can do about it. It was not a fun night.

Did I tell you I hate cats...and camels....
The camel also killed my camera!


 

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If a fish lands in the desert and nobody is around to cook it, do the scorpions have sushi?
 
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