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The same folks who've decided I cannot build a simple PC without having myriad color-changing, room-illuminating LED eye barrages on the CPU, the GPU, the friggin Memory sticks (??!!) and every fan!!

And stay off my lawn.
Ummm........but pretty lights????

*I don't have rgb on my gpu but only because I couldn't afford it*

*I also have an rgb mousepad*
 
The same folks who've decided I cannot build a simple PC without having myriad color-changing, room-illuminating LED eye barrages on the CPU, the GPU, the friggin Memory sticks (??!!) and every fan!!

You forgot the AIO pump head IPS display! 😁



Cheers!
 
full disclosure: I JUST GOT a clamp-on keyboard tray for the desk, it's got LEDs.

fired them up once to see what they were like, unplugged them for good.

it was actually cheaper than the non-lit version
 
I never complained about light up keyboards.
At my age, I very much like light up keyboards.
I also happen to like old fashioned noisy clackety clack keyboards.

The other, important, really pretty person in the house is decidedly AGAINST old fashioned noisy clackety clack keyboards, or so I learned.
 
My son gave me a rechargeable Logitech keyboard that lights up the keys when your hands get close to it so it's easy to use in the dark. That's all the lighting effects I need on this hooptie. Any case effects just highlight the need for dust bunny removal.
 
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People often give me isht about my old keyboard; the clattering sound, the pica type font, how it blocks the screen...

But it's doing pretty good for a 90 year old machine, and you can't beat it for data security.
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How To Tell if Your Latest Beer is Good 101:

Take a glass of latest beer in to SO's space and ask them to taste it; if you walk out without the glass, it's good. If you walk out with the glass, they are an idiot.

Follow me for more relationship advice!
 
omgs. boss giving me directions: run this file.
push this button. then this button. then a third.

BUT FIRST! make sure the first button worked before pressing the last 2!


how to defuse a nuclear device:
1 - cut this wire
2 - cut this other wire
3 - but first! make sure you've accessed the correct electrical panel, there are 3

bright side: you may never reach #3
 
Keg of Weihenstephaner clone just kicked. The mixed emotions were almost disorienting. On the one hand, I"m like, "Yes! Finally" and then I sip the last one and think, "That's pretty good. Crap. It's gone".
 
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Ordered the "Old Timer with Cheese" burger at Chili's saying "i myself am old timer with cheese"

/ok, boomer stare

Later, we paid the check with the table kiosk, but there was no option to "print receipt"

We asked the waitress for a print copy, saying "we're old"

Waitress: "I know"
 
"When Life gives you lemons"

Lemons are not naturally occurring, they are a hybrid cross breeding between a sour orange and a citron.

Life does not give us lemons. We did this to ourselves.

Which is ok, when added to egg yolks, dijon mustard, anchovies, olive oil, worcestershire sauce, parmesan cheese, salt and pepper.

Over romaine lettuce.

With croutons.
 
allergist sees an allergy.

gastro sees gastric problem.

surgeon wants to cut organs out.

different hammers all want to pound the same nail.
 
not sure how long I've had this computer, been at least 5 years, because that was the last time I worked at the boss's (work from home since '03, go to his house 1x a week, haven't since '20's nonsense).

we got the pc there for me & this one at the same time

TIL they have WiFi
 
I really appreciate states whose license plates that show the county a driver is from.

Because when I see someone who has no concept of our local traffic patterns, I hate having to assume they are innocent out-of-towners rather than a local dip$&!+ who should know better by now.
Forget local knowledge and replace it with common sense. My personal challenge Here in central Ohio is "do I go yet on green?"!

"Back in Philly if I ran that red light like that I was dead, twice over in NJ."

Herr I might get and at fault for driving on green...
 
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