Random Drunken Thoughts Thread

[BongoYodeler]

The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons, sure makes me question this whole, "healthy eating and exercise" thing.

 

[Broken Crow]

Lol! Happy to be of service in my decrepitcy!

Cheers!

What a great name for a goth, industrial or death-metal band!

 

[balrog]

What a great name for a goth, industrial or death-metal band!

 

[Broken Crow]

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Thanks twice! You just sent me down a youtube wormhole... I'm one of those for whom music, like beer, is a sensory/intellectual magic which I love in all styles... Solid band, great sound, great lyrics! I'll have to get some of their stuff to include in my musical rotation right between Charles Aznavour and Skinny Puppy. On the other hand; I really wanted to whip my head and hair around... I'll need to find someone to do that for me vicariously. ..it gave me cause to measure my hair and I was delighted to find that I've finally grown it back out since my last accidental haircut in 2011; Nearly 4' long and only 29" from the floor....yup; 29" more to go!

 

[day_trippr]

Spatchcocked 15 pounder chillin' and air dryin' for that crispiness in FC1...

Cheers!

 

[GrogNerd]

The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons, sure makes me question this whole, "healthy eating and exercise" thing.

I was born the same day as Bret Michaels (Poison)

i'd have to point out the obvious benefits of overindulgence in sex, drugs & rock-n-roll

HE looks good for 61.

 

[seatazzz]

I'm back, for now at least. Had to wait until that large flying thing maker paid the husband before I could brew, and I've been super busy with work and other things. Pipeline is completely empty so been quaffing Rainier and drinkydrinks. Tonight's concoction is Kirkland Spiced Rum and Zero Sugar Cherry Dr Pepper. NOT a good choice. It's like fizzy cherry nyquil. Hopefully will put the kibosh on this busy day, what with brewing and work from home, also my Hawks beat the Jets. Happy to be back.

 

[doug293cz]

Spiced Rum and Zero Sugar Cherry Dr Pepper

This sounds absolutely hideous

Hawks beat the Jets

That was one sloppy mess of a game, but yeah - Go Hawks!

Brew on

 

[balrog]

Kirkland Spiced Rum and Zero Sugar Cherry Dr Pepper. NOT a good choice. It's like fizzy cherry nyquil.

Thanks for the avoidance tip.

 

[GrogNerd]

gin & mt dew used to be my drinking alone at home cocktail of choice.

cutting down on sugar & caffeine, it's now gin & Crystal Light lemonade.

gin n juice, Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

I was in a local Lowes store this weekend and was exposed to the worst commercial "Christmas music" ever foisted upon relatively innocent ears. Some female "singer" apparently cut an album that clearly went "Straight to Muzak" (or the off-brand equivalent thereof with which Lowes no doubt contracts) and her "styling" and key-holding abilities were just horrific. Could not get out of that store quick enough. Reminded me why this time of year can be unexpectedly painful

 

[BongoYodeler]

LOL!! That's freakin' hysterical!!! Innocent ears!!....Oh man...I'm dying here!!

 

[day_trippr]

I did add a qualifier

 

[balrog]

Yeah, but, but, they hazz Xmas pigs and alligators!

 

[Broken Crow]

I was in a local Lowes store this weekend and was exposed to the worst commercial "Christmas music" ever foisted upon relatively innocent ears. Some female "singer" apparently cut an album that clearly went "Straight to Muzak" (or the off-brand equivalent thereof with which Lowes no doubt contracts) and her "styling" and key-holding abilities were just horrific. Could not get out of that store quick enough. Reminded me why this time of year can be unexpectedly painful

I hope this helps:

...apologies as I could only find this one that takes about 22 seconds before it starts, but it really does help wash bad xmas muzak out of your head.

 

[GrogNerd]

The song "Turn the Beat Around" contains no actual turning of beats

 

[balrog]

You mean, like,

 

[Broken Crow]

You mean, like,
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[GrogNerd]

Guys can see more colors, but can only distinguish 16. Plus black, white & 2 greys.

We're Windows 4-bit color.

 

[Broken Crow]

Guys can see more colors, but can only distinguish 16. Plus black, white & 2 greys.

We're Windows 4-bit color.

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Now I'm just gonna be drunk and miserable.... Prior to injury, I saw colours by frequency; on any film-set the colour-temp meter only confirmed what I saw when I chose my gels and film stock, and when I flame-hardened machine parts I could 'see' the temperature of any alloy... miss my brain and curse my employer;

 

[day_trippr]

 

[BongoYodeler]

 

[balrog]

Mebee I should've waited to start drinking....

 

[jschein]

Mebee I should've waited to start drinking....


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Naw, it says you are only at 26%. Your computer says you need more

 

[GrogNerd]

BREAKING NEWS!

Over HALF of single women over the age of 30 are on antidepressants!

that means the other half is going around UNTREATED!

 

[Broken Crow]

BREAKING NEWS!

Over HALF of single women over the age of 30 are on antidepressants!

that means the other half is going around UNTREATED!

I don't get your excitement unless you believe that statistic implies that the minority choose depressants such as you or I and thus give us a chance. Heck, I've known a number of women whose first choice for an anti-drepressant was the discontinuance of a relationship with me...no pills needed!

 

[balrog]

Quick, what's your first thought when you see this?

Mine?

"I wonder if I can try putting bourbon in the batter next time I make pancakes....."

 

[BongoYodeler]

Quick, what's your first thought when you see this?


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Mine?

"I wonder if I can try putting bourbon in the batter next time I make pancakes....."

Don't forget the BBA maple syrup. We have a bottle of that in the fridge now.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[BongoYodeler]

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

I believe I may have used that line on an ex-girlfriend (or maybe their freinds) a time or two in my youth...

 

[Broken Crow]

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

I'll call that a good thing... My GF used to always say; "Youth is wasted on the young."

 

[GrogNerd]

my universal power supply battery backup shuts off once in a while.

I don't plug my router into it.

figure if the UPS fails, I still have internet, & if I lose power, the router is useless after the battery runs out anyway.

 

[GrogNerd]

Read the fn manual?

Yes.

Even before I BUY anything requiring a manual

 

[GrogNerd]

ordered a new Nativity set, all but the baby Jesus has been delivered.

so, right now, Mary, Joseph & the 3 Wise Men are all just staring at their phones

 

[GrogNerd]

"If you want to do something, do it and then have a homebrew. If you don't want to do it, just have a homebrew"

Charlie Papazian

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Pkrd]

"If you want to do something, do it and then have a homebrew. If you don't want to do it, just have a homebrew"

Charlie Papazian

Shouldn’t you start with the homebrew either way?

 

[GrogNerd]

Shouldn’t you start with the homebrew either way?

I wouldn't judge either way

 

[GrogNerd]

Took me a minute before I figured out why my cough wasn't going away