lol, that's pretty funny. to tell you the truth, PBR is the one BMC i'm still willing to drink. well, that and schlitz...just cuz it's like a hoppy PBR.
but as for brewing? it's too difficult for too crappy an end product. i'd suggest looking into a cream ale. it's an ale with the qualities of a lager...nice and crisp, refreshing and wonderful. Here's my recipe:
4 lbs - American 2-Row
2.5 lbs - Pilsener 2-Row
0.5 lbs - Vienna Malt
0.5 lbs - Munich Malt
1 lbs - Flaked Corn
1 lbs - Flake Wheat
1 oz - Hallertau (Bittering - 60 min)
1 oz - Saaz (Aroma - 1 min)
WLP080 Cream Ale Yeast Blend
listen to Jamil's podcast, too:
http://www.thebrewingnetwork.com/jamil.php
fantastic brew and close to what you're looking for without all the hassle
