Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Kent88]

And we never heard from Cape Brewing again

Yay! moto's out of rehab again!

 

[day_trippr]

hahahahaha! Can't beat the classics!

 

[Kent88]

I would think that, with Cape going dark on this thread, moto will probably lose interest in this thread.

 

[day_trippr]

So the Seahawks played exactly one more game than the Patriots this season. And looked gawdawful.
Big whoop.

 

[Cape Brewing]

God the Seahawks are awful

 

[Rodent]

Seahawks celebrate the post season by reenacting their first franchise trip from back in 1984

 

[Cape Brewing]

At the end of the day... they’re just a terrible franchise. From top to bottom... sub-par at best... and that’s being kind.

 

[soccerdad]

Poor babies. Give them the first pick.

 

[day_trippr]

Whoa - I just watched a 101 yard pick-six - and then was surprised to learn it only tied an existing record.
Wild...

 

[Phitz]

Go Brownies!!! Been a fan my whole life 54 years!! Knew they would be good this year but this has surpassed my expectations big time

 

[day_trippr]

I think I'd enjoy seeing the Browns get past KC tomorrow.
Yup. Definitely.
I should be pouring my first one around half-time
Go Brownies!

 

[soccerdad]

When I was a kid the Browns were my favorite real team (nfl) and the Bills were my favorite minor league (afl) team. Glad to see both doing well.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

That Tom Brady fella is quite the quarterback.Why can't we get someone like that here in New England.

 

[day_trippr]

Hahahahaha!

So both the Bills and Browns fell along the way. Given I don't have a team in the hunt it would have been nice to see their fans rewarded for decades of angst.
Oh well...

 

[Kent88]

Looks like the Browns watched the Vikings-Niners game yesterday, saw the masterful offensive planning done by the Vikings, and said "Yeah, we want some of that! We have the blessing of that homeless guy who told us to draft Johnny, right?"

Browns gunna brown.

Stefanski'd

Maybe he's good for one playoff game each year?

 

[soccerdad]

Hahahahaha!

So both the Bills and Browns fell along the way. Given I don't have a team in the hunt it would have been nice to see their fans rewarded for decades of angst.
Oh well...

So the Bills don't play next week after all?

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Dumb-thumbed that. Yes, Bills are still in it!

 

[Kent88]

Drew Brees has to retire at some point.

Dude is old and chokes in playoff games.

 

[day_trippr]

I tend to agree.

Brees must be sitting on a tower of bank at this point. Considering how many kids the prolific dude has to support - and with the context of that mid-season trashing that cracked pretty near every rib in his body and could have killed him - maybe carrying on in a young man's game at this point isn't his best option...

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, I am totally all in on Tom Brady winning Super Bowl LV this year, just for the storylines.
The other QBs in the mix are interesting in their own rights, but not like Tommy Boy given the context and history.

If the TBs go the distance the chatter level will be an 11...

Cheers!

 

[Kent88]

REPORT: Lions, Matthew Stafford agree to part ways this offseason

Detroit stinks. I don't like Stafford, but there are a few teams that either made it as a wildcard or just missed the playoffs that he could instantly make a contender.

Detroit. They give Minnesota a team that they can look at and say "Hey, it could be worse", and the Browns a team to bring up when someone gives them grief for having an 0-16 season.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Bwahahahahaaa!

 

[Cape Brewing]

The GOAT

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It just shows how dominant the AFC east was. Insert a sliver of it into the NFC and it crumbles. Imagine if the GOAT of coaching decided to be in the NFC?

 

[Cape Brewing]

10 Super Bowls in 21 seasons? Is that right?

ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Kent88]

I hope Brady is absolutely ineffective next game, but for right now...

 

[Kent88]

Not sure why Mahomes kept playing so late in the game against the Bills.

 

[NTBeer]

Superbowls? Is that really your standard for greatness? How 1970''s.

How much insurance has he sold? That's the true measure of greatness...

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Does Tommy even do advertising?
I might have seen him in a TAG Heuer magazine ad once but best as I can recall that's pretty much it.

 

[Kent88]

He advertises his TB12 fitness program. It's a lot of quackery.

 

[Chorgey]

I recall TB being in a mattress commercial

 

[NTBeer]

All I know is he ranks somewhere behind an emu...

 

[j1laskey]

He sells women shoes in aussie land.....no man should wear uggs......ever

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pretty impressive the guy has gone to the Superbowl almost 25% of his life tho

 

[j1laskey]

I still hope he loses.

Then we get Rodgers.

Then next year we play against Brady in the Superbowl, with Rodgers.

Then we win said Superbowl.

That's how I see this all playing out.


I hope I'm right.......

 

[Camelot Legends]

What I love about Tom is his love for the game and his excitement to play. Even at his age and all of his accomplishments he still just loves to compete. With him, there’s no drama, just football. I hope they win.
Dont get me wrong though, I do like Mahomes and love watching him play. That kid is talented and will have a great career.

it should be a great game

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oooh. There's drama. It's just amazing it isn't worse or didn't burn out sooner.

 

[day_trippr]

Am I correct that KC is favored by ~3 in TB's stadium?
Ouch. Tom must be pissed...

 

[HoppyDaze]

goddamnit....you can't not like Tom Brady. Good call getting rid of that guy, losers.

 

[day_trippr]

Hey! Look who crawled out of his shame hole! Nice playoff run there, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp!

All things come to an end, and the best part of TB12 is already in the New England Patriots record books.
If he does well beyond, that's fine - and frankly still fun to watch. I'm ok with it...