- Jun 13, 2007
- Reaction score
- The "Ville"
TwoHeadsBrewing said:You know what I do in this situation??? A nice friendly game of freeway merge CHICKEN. Just keep merging in like you don't see them, but at a slow and steady pace. And you know what, as long as you keep moving in nice and steady the other guy will move.
This does only work if you have a crappier car. I drive a 98 jeep cherokee forest green, immaculate condition, I honestly just got a compliment this morning while pumping gas.
But it is a 98 jeep cherokee. When the guy in his shiny escalade with the spinners thinks he is going to speed up to deny me a merge, I just laugh. Anyone who owns one of those aint taking it off road. I just smile at them and see how close I get before they realize I aint buying their bluff. ( I only say "aint" when I am on a traffic rant)
If I drove an immaculate fire apple red ferrari, my balls in this kind of contest would shrivel rather dramatically.