My Mind Has Been Consumed By This

[PHBalanced]

Fact: In heaven there is no beer. (That's why we drink it here.)

Question: In heaven is there hops, malt, yeast and water?

Thoughts?

 

[arturo7]

Yes, but god really is a Mormon.

 

[f1oored]

Fact: Heaven is a perfect place God has prepared for those who believe in Him.

Question: Would any place be perfect without beer?

Conclusion: Heaven must have beer!

 

[stageseven]

Fact: In heaven there is no beer. (That's why we drink it here.)

Question: In heaven is there hops, malt, yeast and water?

Thoughts?

I think you need to check your facts.

 

[Airborneguy]

I would love to comment, but this is in the wrong forum for my response.

 

[thezepster]

I believe that we humans are too stupid and materialistic to even comprehend what heaven may be like. I dont believe anything that we have will be in heaven... if it exists.

 

[Revvy]

Graham Sanders on Craftbrewer Radio had a different take on it.

May#2,2006
May 21st, 2006

Hear a most unique interview, where we prove God is a brewer, and loves beer. Graham looks into the brewing scene in South Africa, and a special report on Beertopia, Australia’s largest beer festival. Also, the second part on our feature - achieving real malt flavours with raw adjuncts; as well as feedback.

http://radio.craftbrewer.org/shows/May2-06.mp3

IB4TL

 

[uwjester]

Fact: In heaven there is no beer. (That's why we drink it here.)

Question: In heaven is there hops, malt, yeast and water?

Thoughts?

But if there is no beer, where are you going to get sankey kegs to convert to a BK, MLT, and HLT? Maybe Blichman will drop ship?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'd like to contest your facts but fear there is only one way to find out for sure. Until then, thank GOD we do have beer here in his garden.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

But if there is no beer, where are you going to get sankey kegs to convert to a BK, MLT, and HLT? Maybe Blichman will drop ship?

Drop from what? Orbit?

 

[knightbeer39]

If there is no beer in Heaven; then I'll see you bastards in hell.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

If heaven is in fact a perfect place then bacteria does not exist thus, no sour beers.

A perfect failure.

 

[HorribleCatfish]

Fact: In heaven there is no beer. (That's why we drink it here.)

Thoughts?

Sounds more like hell.

 

[Zamial]

...and how is it that you know there is no beer in heaven?

Agnostic...I don't know and you don't either.

 

[munche]

Well, if you're the first (only?!) one brewing up past the pearly gates, then it sounds like you're going to be getting the party started. Boom boom, party starter!

 

[homebrewer_99]

If there's no beer in heaven then why is it called "heaven"?

 

[SankePankey]

Hell is where all the spent grains end up from heaven's brewery.