my brother in law is a ******

[Kronin]

seriously.

he is not a jerk, or an *******.... just a ******.

the type of person that is just aggravating. He comes by now and then unannounced and spends the night. he sits at my kitchen table surfing the net, and lays on my couch for hours on his cell phone to his girlfriends in the city.
He doesn't live in this city... but has many friends and girfriends here... he makes more money than I do but wont buy a ****ing place.

He doesn't show any interest in anything I have to say, even important stuff like money, unemployment, starting a business... things that are very important to his sister (my wife). Then constantly talks about himself. He thinks he is so different than everybody.... and likes to talk about it.

when he goes to mexico he doesn't want to stay in a nice 5star place (according to him "like I would") but take the 10c bus out to but-fck-all nowhere and visit the locals. Oooh you're so different and misunderstood! wow!

stfu.

 

[HBHoss]

I take it your wife would object to you telling this guy to get out and stay out until further notice?

How is the Prairie these days? I used to live in Moose Jaw and Yorkton.

 

[Kronin]

ya she likes him.

I can live with it... at least he is not stealing change off my dresser and drinking all my beer. (he is a freezing cold lager boy).

just nice to have a great place like this to vent...

 

[HBHoss]

ya she likes him.

I can live with it... at least he is not stealing change off my dresser and drinking all my beer. (he is a freezing cold lager boy).

just nice to have a great place like this to vent...

I hear ya. At least he's not mooching and bumming money off ya.

 

[Kronin]

How is the Prairie these days? I used to live in Moose Jaw and Yorkton.

ah, very nice this time of year... finally some hot weather.

 

[arturo7]

Ask him to take out the garbage.

 

[adx]

Maybe you have a room that needs painting?

 

[arturo7]

Start bangin' his sister with the bedroom door open.














EDIT: or at least talk about bangin' his sister.

 

[DeathBrewer]

That would probably stop him from coming around!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Dusche is the German word for "shower"...

 

[Homercidal]

Find out what kind of music he hates and play it loud all the time when he is there. And walk around in your underwear. I doubt he would enjoy hanging around then!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

seriously.

he is not a jerk, or an *******.... just a ******.

the type of person that is just aggravating. He comes by now and then unannounced and spends the night. he sits at my kitchen table surfing the net, and lays on my couch for hours on his cell phone to his girlfriends in the city.
He doesn't live in this city... but has many friends and girfriends here... he makes more money than I do but wont buy a ****ing place.

He doesn't show any interest in anything I have to say, even important stuff like money, unemployment, starting a business... things that are very important to his sister (my wife). Then constantly talks about himself. He thinks he is so different than everybody.... and likes to talk about it.

when he goes to mexico he doesn't want to stay in a nice 5star place (according to him "like I would") but take the 10c bus out to but-fck-all nowhere and visit the locals. Oooh you're so different and misunderstood! wow!

stfu.

Sounds a lot like my BIL. That's one of the few good things about my pending divorce-I won't have to call that self-centered a$$hat my BIL anymore.

 

[the_bird]

Start bangin' his sister with the bedroom door open.














EDIT: or at least talk about bangin' his sister.

"So did your sister ever steal your porno rags when you were kids? 'Cause she LOVES the freaky ****! I'm telling you, we start watching some **** with lesbian midgets wearings strap-ons, she gets SO FREAKIN' WET!

Her mom's pretty hot too, isn't she?"

 

[Kronin]

Lmao !!!!!!

 

[DubbelDach]

"So did your sister ever steal your porno rags when you were kids? 'Cause she LOVES the freaky ****! I'm telling you, we start watching some **** with lesbian midgets wearings strap-ons, she gets SO FREAKIN' WET!

Her mom's pretty hot too, isn't she?"

50 guys here suddenly want to meet the wife... Another 390 suddenly want the mother-in-law! :cross:

 

[jgln]

seriously.

he is not a jerk, or an *******.... just a ******.

the type of person that is just aggravating. He comes by now and then unannounced and spends the night. he sits at my kitchen table surfing the net, and lays on my couch for hours on his cell phone to his girlfriends in the city.
He doesn't live in this city... but has many friends and girfriends here... he makes more money than I do but wont buy a ****ing place.

He doesn't show any interest in anything I have to say, even important stuff like money, unemployment, starting a business... things that are very important to his sister (my wife). Then constantly talks about himself. He thinks he is so different than everybody.... and likes to talk about it.

when he goes to mexico he doesn't want to stay in a nice 5star place (according to him "like I would") but take the 10c bus out to but-fck-all nowhere and visit the locals. Oooh you're so different and misunderstood! wow!

stfu.

A couple more trips like that and you may not have to worry about him anymore. Suggest he take another, he may just "dissapear".

 

[springer]

just start walking around the house naked ... Even my wife doesn't want to be home anymore..

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Start bangin' his sister with the bedroom door open.

EDIT: or at least talk about bangin' his sister.

Those work, I've used/done them both.

 

[user 22118]

definetly do the walk around naked part, and the bang his sister part, also something I do to annoy people that are *****es is to center your conversation on something like their big nose. Every time he makes a *****ey comment, say that is only what people with big noses think. It will tick him off good.

 

[HoppyDaze]

or just say "ok d-bag" when he finishes his sentence...that will do the trick