My Airlock is Speaking to Me

[Pappers_]

Recently, my airlock has been speaking to me. The worst part is that it loves to talk about celebrity gossip and updates from the E! Channel.

Revvy, I know you tell us to ignore the airlock, but I just can't get it out of my head -literally.

 

[scrambledegg81]

Mine keeps telling me something about Obama being linked to Roswell and Jimmy Hoffa. I've learned to tune it out.

 

[imaguitargod]

Mine says, "Keep drinking or I'll die." Bubbly The Airlock is my only friend......

 

[Mike M]

That’s why I only buy imported airlocks. They still speak, but I can’t understand a word they say.

 

[pulpfiction32]

My Airlocks sing KISS by PRINCE

 

[Fingers]

Mine just says, 'Can't talk... fermenting....'.