Moderators

[BlightyBrewer]

We've had a sudden "explosion" of moderators!

Is this a reaction to recent events?

 

[El Pistolero]

We've had a sudden "explosion" of moderators!

I prefer to think of it as an outbreak.

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

The Texas boys are ridin'!

 

[BlightyBrewer]

Well, as long as it keeps this forum a happy and friendly place, I welcome the outbreak.

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

The Texas boys are ridin'!

watch it boy! i'll get'a rope so fast it'll knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

 

[BlightyBrewer]

watch it boy! i'll get'a rope so fast it'll knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

LOL! Sorry DeRoux, that's just funny..."knock a buzzard off a gut wagon". Is that a Texan phrase? What's a "gut wagon"? Got any more?

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

LOL! Sorry DeRoux, that's just funny..."knock a buzzard off a gut wagon". Is that a Texan phrase? What's a "gut wagon"? Got any more?

it'll fit like a sock on a rooster!

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

watch it boy! i'll get'a rope so fast it'll knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

No need gettin' hotter than a June bride in a feather bed! It's just y'all were stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at Revival.

 

[BlightyBrewer]

I'm havin a riot here!!!!

 

[BlightyBrewer]

The only phrase I can think of is "She's got a face like a bulldog licking pi$$ of a nettle"....just imagine it....

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road

 

[Caplan]

I'm havin a riot here!!!!

Careful Mate, don't upset the Moderators.....

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

So ugly his mama takes him everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.

 

[Caplan]

She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road

Reminds me of 'I've seen better legs on an oil rig'

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

Careful Mate, don't upset the Moderators.....

I know...I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. It's all straight flying from here on out.

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

she's so big she has to sit down in shifts.

Her ass looks like two hams in a tow sack

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

So fat when she hauls ass it takes two trips.

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

man, this is good!

 

[Darth Konvel]

Dear lord, they started out rather confusing and just kept getting better

Oh, and congrats on the "promotions" What the heck is your new avatar El P? Looks kind of like a Jedi.

 

[Caplan]

What the heck is your new avatar El P? Looks kind of like a Jedi.

I think it's that kid from 'King of the Hill' all grown up......

 

[AllHoppedUp]

She looks like the north end of a southbound dog . . .

Here's a good warning for use by you mods (credited to my father): "Be careful boy, I'll slap you to sleep then slap you for sleepin'!!

And one of the best sayings I ever heard, from an 87 year old friend who pulled over on a highway to grab a beer out of the ice chest: "Sorry pardner, I'm so dry I could fart dust." (That's pretty thirsty!)

 

[El Pistolero]

What the heck is your new avatar El P? Looks kind of like a Jedi.

One of the very early Jedi...Call BR-549.

 

[BlightyBrewer]

That avatar has definitely got the moderator look...I'm not messing!

 

[TxBrew]

We've had a sudden "explosion" of moderators!

Is this a reaction to recent events?

ORRELSE was doing the job pretty much alone, Janx and rightwingnut aren't on much, so thought he could use some help.

 

[SwAMi75]

Congrats ElP and DeRoux. Don't let it go to your heads.

Back to the non-topic, here are a couple from my dad:

"She's uglier than homeade soap."

"The damn thing rattled like a mule in a tin barn."

"(Enter politician's name here) sat there grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars."

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

So...Who moderates the moderators? Power corrupts....

 

[timdsmith72]

"She's got a million dollar body...And a face to protect it."

 

[Sir Sudster]

"She's got a million dollar body...And a face to protect it."

I've seen a couple of those in my younger years and they always got prettier(less ugly) at closin time.
Ugly is just a light switch away!

 

[timdsmith72]

Ugly is just a light switch away!

Boy, Ain't that the truth!!!

 

[SwAMi75]

I've seen a couple of those in my younger years and they always got prettier(less ugly) at closin time.
Ugly is just a light switch away!

I thought it was, "Beauty is a light switch away."

Either way, we all know what it means.