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I once told a girlfriend who's life was coming apart in every conceivable way and who was praying constantly over it that she wasn't listening to God. I told her that God was hearing her prayers, but she wasn't hearing what he was telling her. She was doing all the wrong things because she thought they were the right things. Insanity has been described as doing the same thing over an over and expecting different results. God was telling her she was doing the wrong things, but he was speaking in results, not words.
I said this only partially "tongue in cheek". I'm not a particularly religious person, but I do believe the answers are usually in front of us if we take the time to look for them. God may or may not have a hand.......... take your pick.

In brewing, I've been stubbornly ignoring these answers in terms of equipment. I have stubbornly continued to brew 2.5 gallon batches, on a weekly basis using BIAB in a 20 quart stainless steel Walmart $12 dollar stock pot. It means I have to sparge a gallon or so of water, adding complexity and work to the job. I've been wanting a 5 gallon stock pot to get by this, but I wanted one with a port for a valve, so I can do a BIAB RIMS system. It all adds up to more and more money. I also have a shortage of bottles. I use flip top EzCap bottles, and they are expensive. My recent experiments have demonstrated to me that I can probably accomplish an entire brew cycle in under 2 hours instead of the usual 4.5 hours. I made the decision early on NOT to brew big. I don't want to handle 6 gallons of beer. I don't want large batches, partially because I don't have a lot of space, and partly because I love to experiment.

Well, I finally "listened"........ I'm cutting back to 2 gallon batches. I can I believe easily complete a 2 gallon brew in the kitchen including getting out the equipment and cleaning up in 2 hours or under. I can't do this with 5 or 6 gallons, I can with 2.5 but it adds an element of "struggle" to it. With 2 gallons, I can do my new procedure seamlessly and easily with no additional investment. I can do my RIMS using a siphon fed pump sitting on the stove top, and I don't have a valve and stuff hanging on my pot, meaning I can use it for other things. I simply don't need fancy stuff to make good beer. I just need to take my own long ago advice and "listen to God" ;-) He sent "a little bird" to whisper in my ear that I do NOT have to mash for an hour....... or even half an hour, or even 15 minutes. I laughed... "ha ha ha.... who ever heard of such a thing", and I set out to prove that it was nonsense. It wasn't!

Listen to God............. Sometimes that "little bird" that whispers in your ear is right!!

Howard
 
If you REALLY want to piss God off, throw away all your sanitizer and cleaning supplies, purposefully do a really big boilover, cool the wort down in 4-6 hours, pitch the yeast at 95 degrees, don't even bother putting anything in your airlock, open your fermenter and leave it open for long periods of time during the fermentation while it's fermenting outdoors in the summer sun, and bottle the beer with 15 ounces of corn sugar 4 days after fermentation began.

He won't whisper in your ear then. He'll send a tornado through your city and remove you from the planet because you've gotten on his nerves.

God's brewing hobby has really interfered with his ability to deal out justice to actual problems...
 
"Take a little malt that comes from barley,
Pick some hops from a long, tall vine;
Add some water, boil 'em all together,
Sprinkle in some yeast and let it take its time.

God made yeast and God made sugar,
Knowing what together they were going to do;
He ordained what man would discover ---
There's nothing better than a cold homebrew!
There's nothing better than a cold homebrew!"



From: "The Homebrew Song", Words and Music copyright 2014 Peter B. Thompson
 
If you REALLY want to piss God off, throw away all your sanitizer and cleaning supplies, purposefully do a really big boilover, cool the wort down in 4-6 hours, pitch the yeast at 95 degrees, don't even bother putting anything in your airlock, open your fermenter and leave it open for long periods of time during the fermentation while it's fermenting outdoors in the summer sun, and bottle the beer with 15 ounces of corn sugar 4 days after fermentation began.

He won't whisper in your ear then. He'll send a tornado through your city and remove you from the planet because you've gotten on his nerves.

God's brewing hobby has really interfered with his ability to deal out justice to actual problems...


I think that's called Lambic......... ;-)


H.W.
 
If there were a god then tell me why Sharknado happened. More power to you though. We all need something to believe in and I believe I'll have another beer.
 
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I'm more than slightly offended that someone moved this thread which was an attempt to present a serious process decision in a humorous light to something titled "mindless drunken ramblings" I clearly stated my reasons for my decision to scale back to 2 gallons from 2.5, while injecting some humor, and what I considered a good story. Apparently introducing "God" into the discussion in a humorous way is NOT politically correct.

I did make the decision to switch to a 2 gallon process for the very practical reasons I outlined. My introduction of "God" into the discussion was purely tongue in cheek. Obviously my idea of humor is NOT appreciated in this politically correct environment.

I apologize to those I apparently offended by my presentation. I thought I was interacting with grown ups!!


H.W.
 
I'm more than slightly offended that someone moved this thread which was an attempt to present a serious process decision in a humorous light to something titled "mindless drunken ramblings" I clearly stated my reasons for my decision to scale back to 2 gallons from 2.5, while injecting some humor, and what I considered a good story. Apparently introducing "God" into the discussion in a humorous way is NOT politically correct.

I did make the decision to switch to a 2 gallon process for the very practical reasons I outlined. My introduction of "God" into the discussion was purely tongue in cheek. Obviously my idea of humor is NOT appreciated in this politically correct environment.

I apologize to those I apparently offended by my presentation. I thought I was interacting with grown ups!!


H.W.

Don't necessarily think it was you he was worried about.

And if you think you can do an AG batch in 2 hours, set up to clean up, I'm guessing you're bargaining with the devil, not listening to god ;) just saying. Better equipment and smaller batches don't change mash and boil times.
 
I'm more than slightly offended ...

I apologize to those I apparently offended by my presentation. I thought I was interacting with grown ups!!

No worries, only one person in this thread was offended.

We have a fairly strict policy of keeping religion and politics out of the general forum. Normally, I'd close the thread or move it to the debate forum if it involves a religious theme. If you'd like me to remove everything after the first post, I have no problem doing that as it went way off topic. However, I'd need you to remove the religious stuff in the first post or it will fall back into the slapstick. Let me know by private message. I can help edit that first post if you like.

I'm closing this thread now as it can go nowhere good at this point.
 
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