boogercrack
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it is somewhat surprising how many of these breweries i've never heard of offering memberships.
^ The forthcoming Three Floyds/Mikkeller WarPigs brewpub scheme being an outstanding example.
Colonel: WarPigs House Draft + Food 15 % off (2 years - $10,000 USD)
+ 5% off bottles, top 4 ranks get their own personal glass that only they can use and a shirt to signify said rank. The higher up tiers have access to a VIP room so they don't have to mix with the general customers. Also some vague reference to having first dibs on 'limited edition beers'.
FiftyFifty Brewer's Intent:
The membership for 2015is $175. Taxes and shipping are an additional cost. The membership benefit includes:
- 6 included specialty barrel-aged bottles per year.
- No more than 1 of the 6 will be an Eclipse variant, and it would be an undistributed style.
- At least 3 of the 6 will be styles that are not available in distribution. They would only be available through the Brewers’ Intent ™ or our pub in Truckee.
- At least 1 of the 6 will ONLY be available through the Brewers’ Intent™. There will be no other way to purchase this style in bottles.
- Access to purchase other 5050 bottled products (barrel aged, non-barrel aged, experimental, or out of our cellar).
- Custom limited edition growler unique to the 2015 Brewers’ Intent™ membership.
- 1 included 5050 merchandise item
- 10% off merchandise and on-premise beer sales
- Access to purchase additional bottles that may not be available through any other means. These may include additional bottles of the varieties already included with your membership, barrel aged and non barrel aged bottles both distributed or only available through the pub, early experiment styles.
- Examples of bottles that may be included in the program are:
- Annularity (Bourbon barrel aged blond barley wine)
- Belgian Lipstick On Wood (a sour project)
- Old Conundrum On Wood (Bourbon barrel aged barley wine)
- Saison du Prick On Wood (a sour project)
- B.A.R.T. (Barrel Aged and Really Tasty)
- Vanilla B.A.R.T
- Coffee B.A.R.T
- Barrel-Aged Trifecta (Barrel aged Triple)
- Non-distributed Eclipse variants (such as 30 year Rum, Single Malt Whisky, Cognac …)
- Other experimental barrel-aged projects.
All I hear is Beavis saying "hehehehe, I'm a full fledged member."
So in order to break even on the "Colonel" membership, I'd have to spend over $91 PER DAY, ERR DAY, FOR TWO YEARS.
****, wait, I forgot to include the cost of the shirt and glass. Let's assume the shirt is a screen-printed ********* billboard and costs $250, and the glass is crystal and also costs $250. Let's also assume that you'd have to bribe the bouncer $10 to get into the VIP room without the membership, which you'd obviously go to every single day as well. Then you'd ONLY have to spend a hair over $80 per day to break even.
But wait! 5% off bottle sales! I'm a monster hoarder, and I intend to buy 500 bottles a year, which'll probably cost ~$50 each. I save an additional $2500 in those two years, meaning I only have to spend about $77 per day, every day to break even.
Let's assume twice per month there are special "limited edition beers", and without the membership, you'd have to pay 5 homeless dudes $20/each to mule it for you. Now you only have to spend just $70 per day, every day to break even!
IT PRACTICALLY PAYS FOR ITSELF!
That is going to be super INFECTED. The regular is 19%+, I can't imagine what this will be.
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/plan-bee-farm-brewing.13890/page-4#post-558517WHAT? Info on Plan Bee membership OsLovesBeer please
I dunno if I'm just out of touch but I didn't even hear about Spring House at all until everyone started talking **** about their barrel releases.Complaints:
-The beers have been terrible. (Lack of carbonation or excessive carbonation, infection and worse of all...no imparted barrel aged character.)
-Little to no communication with the members and zero willingness to work with members from afar being able to pick up more than 1 beer variety per pickup.
-They did not keep their timeline for release of beers even in the same ballpark as their estimation of when they would be ready. They claimed this was a 6 month membership...by the time its all said and done, it will be a 1.5 year experience.
The good:
-No extra money needs to be spent beyond the initial $200
-We have the ability to bail out at anytime and get refunded for what we have not yet received.
-Anyone visiting the taproom can pick up the beers for you so long as they have a copy of your ID and proof of purchase.
-We are getting a PVW aged beer as a makeup/apology for the one beer that got infected.
-Each beer released thus far makes a really good gag gift
They aren't a very large brewery. If you don't live in PA I wouldn't imagine you'd hear much about them.I dunno if I'm just out of touch but I didn't even hear about Spring House at all until everyone started talking **** about their barrel releases.
Oh yeah for sure. Just was surprised to suddenly hear about them in both hype and anti-hype form simultaneously.They aren't a very large brewery. If you don't live in PA I wouldn't imagine you'd hear much about them.
You peaked my interest so I've been googling this all day. I can't really find much of anything besides old rap videos, obviously this isn't the group I'm looking for.I run the New Money Playaz mule group. Can't say much more than that or I'll have to kick myself out.
Were you actually surprised that a low bottle count Barrel Aged Stout was hyped up by locals?Oh yeah for sure. Just was surprised to suddenly hear about them in both hype and anti-hype form simultaneously.
I dunno man. Just seemed to come out of nowhere.Were you actually surprised that a low bottle count Barrel Aged Stout was hyped up by locals?
Ha, I guess they realized how shitty this society was. Now it's $150 and includes:Upland Secret Barrel Society - $250
- Two Upland Sour Program custom glasses
- 1 free general admission ticket to Sour Wild and Funk Fest
- Free entry to a members only event immediately following the Sour Wild Funk Fest (one guest will be allowed for each member)
- Free entry to a food and sour beer pairing event at the brewery before the end of the year (one guest will be allowed for each member)
- Right to purchase beer (no beer included)
Not if you value your tooth enamel.Otherwise, it's a pretty good deal now.
Not if you value your tooth enamel.
Fonta Flora started a membership this year. It was $200 and included 2 bottles. **** that noise.
http://fontaflora.com/awas/
6 exclusive cork and cap 750ml bottles of 3 different Appalachian Wild Ale blends, created specifically for AWAS members.
First right of refusal to purchase most Appalachian Wild Ales brands with a one week purchase window and a two week pickup window.
10% discount on all non-alcohol purchases (tasting room(s) only).
AWAS custom membership ID card.
Option to pick-up beer at brewery or assign a trustee.
One radical party at our farm location for members only.
Optional membership swag available for purchase throughout the year
$225 +tax, non-refundable.
If you are interested in becoming a member, please email us at [email protected] with an entry letter, video, powerpoint, or what have you, of why you want to become a member. Please keep in mind that we have an extremely limited amount of spaces for 2018, and special stands out! The deadline for entries will be December 15th 2017.
They've updated it for 2018:
The perks are meh (10% discount on non-beer purchases? no free membership swag?), not to mention calling a party "radical" before you've actually hosted it before, so you're basically looking at $38 bottles and the right to buy stuff and also bypass their horrid lines. Not the worst deal out there I gu...
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They've updated it for 2018:
The perks are meh (10% discount on non-beer purchases? no free membership swag?), not to mention calling a party "radical" before you've actually hosted it before, so you're basically looking at $38 bottles and the right to buy stuff and also bypass their horrid lines. Not the worst deal out there I gu...
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I'm looking forward to the dontdrinkbeer audition tape.They've updated it for 2018:
The perks are meh (10% discount on non-beer purchases? no free membership swag?), not to mention calling a party "radical" before you've actually hosted it before, so you're basically looking at $38 bottles and the right to buy stuff and also bypass their horrid lines. Not the worst deal out there I gu...
If you are interested in becoming a member, please email us at [email protected] with an entry letter, video, powerpoint, or what have you, of why you want to become a member. Please keep in mind that we have an extremely limited amount of spaces for 2018, and special stands out! The deadline for entries will be December 15th 2017.
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I joined that lost abbey society ZfgI'm looking forward to the dontdrinkbeer audition tape.
I joined that lost abbey society Zfg
But then caught feels and self doubt
I joined that lost abbey society Zfg
But then caught feels and self doubt
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