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OK, this is less about the show and more of a "what would you do?" thread. You are the last man on earth...what does the rest of your life look like? Go...
 
That's a tough one...work having some power and maybe take over a brewery.
 
Take over a brewery?

Jeeze, I imagine there'd be a hella lot of primo bombers to chose from for years. Cooling them down might be a problem, though.

Just how apocryphal is this scenario? I mean, ok, literally every human save one (or hopefully two) is toast. How's the infrastructure situation?

Can I snatch a pick'em'up, smash into a Sears, pick up a genset and a fridge or ten, and set up my own post-Armageddon dispensing system?

I'm thinking that's Day One right there...

Cheers! ;)
 
Do I have to fight zombies or vampires? Do I have to hide from powerful aliens bent on the conquest of Earth? Am I the sole male survivor on a planet now ruled by women? I'm kind of hoping for the "only man on a planet of women" thing. ;)
Regards, GF.
 
Life would be so much fun.

Why brew beer when you can buy it at the store for FREE now?

TBH I'd probably find me a stash of cool weapons and shoot stuff. With the Internet down, I'd have more time for hobbies like gardening and hobby farming. I could go to any large guitar shop and play any model of guitar. I'd hunt down the biggest guitar player's homes and geek out on the axes of the legends.

This is to keep me from wondering where everyone else suddenly disappeared, and why am I the sole remaining person on earth...
 
Large LPG generator + giant ass LPG tank + mansion = home base.

Find a 26 foot truck to go gather supplies.

Hopefully said mansion has a bunker/storm shelter because there would be no warning systems for tornados or Sharknados ;) so better sleep in there.

Travel where ever I could for awesome beer before infrastructure breaks down (gas goes bad, loss of climate controls in stores to keep that beer good.

Unload supplies at mansion and repeat to find more. You are gonna need a lot.

Plant a garden.

Go find some fun toys somewhere.

Find more supplies.

I would say learn to fly a helicopter but then there moght be no one left. Lol.
 
If the infrastructure was still intact, & running worldwide & all the people just vanished (except you of course), you'd better get moving & reading so you could shut down all the nuclear reactors on the planet before they melt down. Don't forget about all the animals on farms, in zoos & in people's houses that will be starving to death without humans to feed them or turn them loose.

Ya, leave it to reality to piss in everybody's Wheaties.
Regards, GF.
 
gratus fermentatio said:
If the infrastructure was still intact, & running worldwide & all the people just vanished (except you of course), you'd better get moving & reading so you could shut down all the nuclear reactors on the planet before they melt down. Don't forget about all the animals on farms, in zoos & in people's houses that will be starving to death without humans to feed them or turn them loose.

Ya, leave it to reality to piss in everybody's Wheaties.
Regards, GF.
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Hey, man, like, don't bogart the thread, man!

I mean, after all, we're discussing a scenario based on a TV sitcom starring (hold on...) Will Forte!

Realistic situations should not be expected.
 
Last person on earth?

I would take off my pants. Why are we even wearing these stupid things anyhow?
 
gratus fermentatio said:
If the infrastructure was still intact, & running worldwide & all the people just vanished (except you of course), you'd better get moving & reading so you could shut down all the nuclear reactors on the planet before they melt down. Don't forget about all the animals on farms, in zoos & in people's houses that will be starving to death without humans to feed them or turn them loose.

Ya, leave it to reality to piss in everybody's Wheaties.
Regards, GF.
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The nuclears are why you are the last man.

Animals on farms will still be animals on farms.

And zoo's will be a limited time primal buffet.
 
thatjonguy said:
Large LPG generator + giant ass LPG tank + mansion = home base.

Find a 26 foot truck to go gather supplies.

Hopefully said mansion has a bunker/storm shelter because there would be no warning systems for tornados or Sharknados ;) so better sleep in there.

Travel where ever I could for awesome beer before infrastructure breaks down (gas goes bad, loss of climate controls in stores to keep that beer good.

Unload supplies at mansion and repeat to find more. You are gonna need a lot.

Plant a garden.

Go find some fun toys somewhere.

Find more supplies.

I would say learn to fly a helicopter but then there moght be no one left. Lol.
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You may relate to this one

I'd do similar to most everyone.

Then i'd check out one of those nuclear silo bunkers all over west central ND. I've always wondered whats in em. Also since I'm the last person alive i'd prob try launching one of them suckers into the ocean. if you could even tell it where to go. then you could live in the bunker in perfect safety.

then i would drive across the country in sweet stolen vehicles and help myself to any beer i want.

maybe take a leak into a fermenter at budweiser :ban:
 
HumulusHead said:
[...]i'd check out one of those nuclear silo bunkers all over west central ND. I've always wondered whats in em. Also since I'm the last person alive i'd prob try launching one of them suckers into the ocean.[...]
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Cheers! (The Last Man Alive checks out in style! ;))
 
First thing, I'm pissing on my neighbor's front porch.

That guys a dick.

Then I'll probably live in a Wal-Mart until the power goes out. In fact, that's my mission.

I'll travel from Wal-Mart to Wal-Mart, stopping by every liquor store, gun store, brewery, porn shop, and every other fun store I come across between Wal-Marts. Oh, and rich people houses too. they have a lot of fun stuff in there. Then I'll poop on the rug and move on.

After I either eat all the canned crap I can or make the building smell like death, it's onto the next super store!!

But not before I burn the sumbitch down. You know, to mark which ones I've been too. I'd hate to repeat.

Like a dumb ass drunken Caine from from Kung Fu.

I'll stay drunk, armed, and likely die doing something dumb.

Or that power plant thing someone mention before fries me.

:drunk:
 
First thing, hit the liquor store and a medical dispensary, then get myself established in a new self-sustaining (well, solar, sewer treatment) compound that got built out here. Then I'd probably pass out under the table at whatever brew pub sounded good at the time. At some point would have to start the search for some real dolls that hopefully haven't been abused too badly. Then I'd have to pick another brewery to drink away the memory of Rubber Jenny.
 
Did they mention if all the animals are dead in the show? My wife seems to think so and in the show she was making "meatballs" out of raisins.
If there are are animals left I would definitely have to go cow hunting. :D and figure out power for refrigeration.
 
Austin said:
Slow your roll chief. I would wear underwear. I'm not a heathen.
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Not only that, imagine sunburned danglies....... ouch...... and then it starts itching. All around just a bad situation!
 
For a guy who couldn't connect a garden hose to a big pipe, I'm wondering how he managed to rig up an electric guitar and amp and trigger remote fireworks to a footswitch.

This show has some serious technical issues...
 
Homercidal said:
For a guy who couldn't connect a garden hose to a big pipe, I'm wondering how he managed to rig up an electric guitar and amp and trigger remote fireworks to a footswitch.

This show has some serious technical issues...
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Not sure, but I do not believe this is a documentary...
 
Love this show and the type of humor it runs with...

My life would be like a video game, with no consequences or limitations...

I would spend a lot of time traveling and exploring; not just by car or boat either. I'd read up on flying, and then jump out of the plane with a parachute while shooting a rocket launcher into a Volcano, land in Bora Bora, or someplace tropical with crystal clear water. I'd spend a lot of my days on waverunners, even better if I can find one of those Jetpacks.
 
ubnserved said:
Did they mention if all the animals are dead in the show? My wife seems to think so and in the show she was making "meatballs" out of raisins.
If there are are animals left I would definitely have to go cow hunting. :D and figure out power for refrigeration.
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Pretty sure the animals are dead which is why they eat a lot of canned stuff and the *shiver* raisin balls.
 
OK, I was about done with this show but I just watched the latest episode, where the second Phil showed up...I'm totally back into this.
 
Tonight's episode had a cow ! Not sure why they haven't had a steak yet but at least that is still an option.
 
ubnserved said:
Tonight's episode had a cow ! Not sure why they haven't had a steak yet but at least that is still an option.
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The cow is from 4 or 5 episodes ago. Phil wanted to kill it for steak, but the girls wouldn't let him.

They use it for milk and cheese instead.
 

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