It's Scientific - Homebrewers are the Most Attractive to Women

[TopherM]

Let me put my 11th grade Logic class to good use:

1) Recent study concludes that woman prefer heavy stubble facial hair and full beards to clean shaven/light stubble.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...y-stubble-men-attractive-women_n_3180157.html

2) Most homebrewers have heavy stubble facial hair and full beards

ERGO =

Women prefer homebrewers! We're a sexy bunch! :rockin:

RDWHAHBAGYB = Relax. Don't Worry. Have a homebrew and grow your beard!

 

[Bensiff]

I thought the same thing when I saw that in the news. My wife didn't want me to grow a beard and so I ignored that on vacation once, when we got back I shaved and she got upset that I shaved...needless to say, I have had a beard ever since so my little bit of anecdotal evidence confirms the study.

 

[thatshowyougetants]

That's so funny. You should watch the Kids in the Hall sketch: the beard. It's on YouTube.

 

[andvari7]

Be careful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Whiskers

 

[PerfectD3]

Well, this is encouraging. I'm four days into my future caveman beard!

 

[masskrug]

Girls who read huffingtonpost prefer neckbeards.

 

[Nightshade]

Huff Post is just short of a gossip rag in internet terms.

I have a pretty mean goatee going, still single

 

[samuryan]

My wife didn't see my face for the first 4 years of our relationship, constantly asking me to shave. My job requires a 'cleaner' look. Her response was "oh, you're handsome....grow it back".