Increasing my giveaway odds

[CreamyGoodness]

I cast my bet on most of the giveaways here. The sight-glass kettle, conical fermenters, beer bottle openers, you name it. Lots of great stuff being given away, and I cast my lot for all of them.

I havent won so much as an airlock.

The problem is I have too much competition.

So here's my plan. I am going to start my own forum simply for giveaways. As the forum's only member, I will be statistically assured of winning every time there is a giveaway.

So, when I'm not here you can find me at CreamyHomeBrewTalk.com... but we arent accepting new members.

 

[Eugenio]

I think you legally have to allow mail in sign in's, so please send me your address and Ill gladly sign up for the giveaways!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

So where ya gonna get the awesome prizes for the giveaways?
Regards, GF.

 

[Auger]

I'd wish you luck, but it would be statistically superfluous. So...enjoy your winnings?

 

[Auger]

In other news, your avatar reminds of of a buddy I had on another forum, his username was Slappy McFish.

Coincidentally, I don't think he won anything either.

 

[Psylocide]

Not so sure I want CreamyHomeBrewTalk.com in my search history.

 

[Tin4]

I think you legally have to allow mail in sign in's, so please send me your address and Ill gladly sign up for the giveaways!

Yes you do.

You know I don't really like to complain, I love too. I get all these neat things sent to me and all I get to do is look at them as they pass me on their way out.

In 5+ years of administration through various websites the only thing I've ever really received was about a week ago from Jaybird.

http://stogietoys.com/

It's pretty sweet though and I've used it daily since I got it.

 

[Homercidal]

Yes you do.

You know I don't really like to complain, I love too. I get all these neat things sent to me and all I get to do is look at them as they pass me on their way out.

In 5+ years of administration through various websites the only thing I've ever really received was about a week ago from Jaybird.

http://stogietoys.com/

It's pretty sweet though and I've used it daily since I got it.

So... Is that for some kind of freaky bedroom activities, or what?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

So... Is that for some kind of freaky bedroom activities, or what?

Cockring? Hey, at least it is stainless.

 

[Tin4]

so... Is that for some kind of freaky bedroom activities, or what?

cockring? Hey, at least it is stainless.

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[Psylocide]

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Ah... some kind of turd storage device.

Think I saw one like that on South Park.

 

[Eugenio]

Nice, im long overdue a nice cigar.