Imaginary Friends

[Yooper]

You know what I like about the internet? Talking about beer here on HBT. I've met a few of you in person, and while all of you were great, NONE were exactly like I pictured.

I guess I associate people with their avatar, so that even though I know that Brewpastor isn't an ether sniffing monkey, somehow that's how I picture him.

Sometimes, just the avatar name gives me clues.

Shecky is a Jewish comedian.

ollllllo is a Jeep.

Richbrewer is wealthy.

Biermuncher is a native American.

Brewsmith works with beer, and horseshoes.

I remember someone telling me that they saw a recipe for Joe's Ancient Orange Mead I posted (from a source on gotmead.com), and thought I was a slightly overweight middle aged guy named Joe.

So, tell me- how does your avatar and/or ID name describe you? Or doesn't it?

 

[Fingers]

Is that a female dog in your avatar?

 

[The Pol]

Is that a female dog in your avatar?

ZING!!!!!!!!

 

[Madman]

Yooper, I would describe how my avatar describes me, but I have no interest in the feds finding the bodies.

 

[shecky]

Well, my avatar is currently David Ortiz. I wish I was a big, money-making, home-run hitting Dominican.

Alas, my name sort of captures me. A silly wannabe comedian, without the Jewish part.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

My avatar is based extremely loosely on my own image. My eyes are not blue, and I look nothing like it, but it was still me. Call it moronic licence Other than that, I laugh a lot, as my name suggests, and I am, indeed a gnome; albeit a somewhat large one.

 

[Madman]

Alas, my name sort of captures me. A silly wannabe comedian, without the Jewish part.

Or the funny

 

[dataz722]

Well contrary to popular belief I am not a giant hat wearing spork.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'm actually a 12yo girl with curly golden locks.

 

[Madman]

I'm actually a 12yo girl with curly golden locks.

Hey! So is Dataz!

 

[Yooper]

Is that a female dog in your avatar?

No, why? Feeling frisky?

 

[shecky]

No, why? Feeling frisky?

Methinks you missed the joke.


Or maybe not. Maybe you're just ignoring it because you got punked.:cross:

 

[DeathBrewer]

He's trying to call you a b....aww, shucks. I can't do it to yooper, even in fun. Besides, that pup looks like too big of a sweetheart.

 

[Fingers]

No, why? Feeling frisky?

Careful, or I might smite you. Or better still, watch for three wise men on your front lawn!

 

[Fingers]

Methinks you missed the joke.


Or maybe not. Maybe you're just ignoring it because you got punked.:cross:

He's trying to call you a b....aww, shucks. I can't do it to yooper, even in fun. Besides, that pup looks like too big of a sweetheart.

She didn't miss it. She's hitting me back with a reference to one of my drucken posts in mindless mumbling. We're sparring!

 

[DeathBrewer]

"smite you"? fingers, lol, great avvy. I get it...was that your original intention?

 

[avaserfi]

Pretty sure mine represents me jumping off a balcony into a pile of snow .

 

[Madman]

She didn't miss it. She's hitting me back with a reference to one of my drucken posts in mindless mumbling. We're sparring!

Whoever can figure out why this is the post that made me want another drink can have a free beer on me.

WARNING: Your answer will not be correct.

 

[Fingers]

"smite you"? fingers, lol, great avvy. I get it...was that your original intention?

Yeah. Someone (I forget who) got all snippy with me and made some reference about me being like my avatar when I had the goofy cartoon beer guy. I became God.

 

[dataz722]

Whoever can figure out why this is the post that made me want another drink can have a free beer on me.

WARNING: Your answer will not be correct.

Is it because thats the post you were reading when you finished your last beer?

 

[Madman]

Is it because thats the post you were reading when you finished your last beer?

No.

heheheheeh

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

if my wife didn't make me shave...

<--- is what i would look like

 

[dataz722]

Your wife would stick a sword through your skull?

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

Your wife would stick a sword through your skull?

ha. not quite, i have all my own swords and axes. i just love sporting the Moses/Dwarf-beard, but the missus is against it

 

[llazy_llama]

I actually am a force-using lightsaber-wielding destroyer of worlds. Sadly, current Air Force regulations prevent me from force choking people.

 

[Yooper]

Methinks you missed the joke.


Or maybe not. Maybe you're just ignoring it because you got punked.:cross:

He's trying to call you a b....aww, shucks. I can't do it to yooper, even in fun. Besides, that pup looks like too big of a sweetheart.

Yeah. Someone (I forget who) got all snippy with me and made some reference about me being like my avatar when I had the goofy cartoon beer guy. I became God.

Shecky and DB- do you really think I didn't get it right away? C'mon. I'm not very cute, but I'm no dummy.

Aha! Fingers knows what I'm doing to him. That's what I find hot about him.............
except the "god" thing is kinda weird when I think of "hot" in the same sentence. Makes me want to go to confession or something.

 

[Madman]

C'mon. I'm not very cute, but I'm no dummy.

No, you're neither. Wait, both. WAIT, half and half! WAIT, DAMMIT! You're hot and smart.

whew...

 

[eschatz]

I'm a cigar smoking, beer drinking, sombrero wearing ass. What about it?

 

[shecky]

Shecky and DB- do you really think I didn't get it right away? C'mon. I'm not very cute, but I'm no dummy.

Aha! Fingers knows what I'm doing to him. That's what I find hot about him.............
except the "god" thing is kinda weird when I think of "hot" in the same sentence. Makes me want to go to confession or something.

Once again, I bow to your goddessness.

Is that word?

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Your other avatar was the best yoop...
you know, That one.

 

[Madman]

Once again, I bow to your goddessness.

Is that word?

It should be.

 

[Yooper]

Once again, I bow to your goddessness.

Is that word?

Not only a word, but signature worthy!

 

[Bedlam]

My avatar is because I work with children and it's a way to, uh, combine work with homebrewing. Sorta.

In real life, I am a stacked roller derby blonde.

At least my avatar's less creepy than that g-d gnome avatar. (shiver) But at the same time, strangely compelling...And, truth be told, I'm dying to get a look at the real-life Revvy. There's just something there I want to get a peek at. No reason why. I just do.

 

[eschatz]

In real life, I am a stacked roller derby blonde.

BOOOOIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG

 

[BierMuncher]

Biermuncher is a native American....

Okay...I'm busted. Here's me hanging out on the prairie.

 

[shecky]

Okay...I'm busted. Here's me hanging out on the prairie.

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Literally hanging out on the prairie.

 

[Yooper]

.

And, truth be told, I'm dying to get a look at the real-life Revvy. There's just something there I want to get a peek at. No reason why. I just do.

I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terriffic smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality.

Oh, one other thing- neener, neener, neener. :rockin:

And yet one more thing- he drives like a ****ing maniac!

 

[Madman]

Oh... dear lord....

mercy through death, pls.

 

[Yooper]

Okay...I'm busted. Here's me hanging out on the prairie.

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Wow. Looks like you've gained a few pounds, BM.

 

[arturo7]

I don't look like my avatar but there is a certain continuity with the head made of stone thing.