I think the real famous meal out of Chicago isn't the pizza (which most of us really don't care for) but the Italian Beef Sandwich. Now, there's a bazillion places that make the so-called "World's Best", but without a doubt, the winner is the Portillo's Beef and Cheddar Croissant.
You take thin-sliced beef that's been cooking in its juices, and spice it up. Opn a croissant and slop in the beef, making sure to get the juice in there. Put some giardinara and cheddar on it and you're done. No ketchup or sauce. No lettuce, onion, tomato or anything else.
If you're ever in the Chicago area, ask someone to take you to Portillo's for a beef and maybe a dog or a Maxwell Street Polish. Since you've already blown your diet, get some rings.
Second best would be either our gyros or our burritos.
The best sandwich in town is from Jimmy John's.
Now, the grand-daddy is from a little place in the city of Joliet, IL (the city made famous by Joliet Jake in the Blues Brothers.) There's a little restaurant called Merichka's ("Mary's", in Slovenian) that serves a Poor Boy sandwich that requires a deep-vein roto-rooter. Here's the recipe:
- Take a piece of french bread and submerge it in garlic butter. When saturated, put it on the flat-grill.
- Take a piece of ground steak and dunk it in garlic butter, then put it on the flat grill.
- While the meat is cooking, ladle garlic butter over it on each turn.
- When the meat is cooked and the bread is relatively crispy on the outside, serve it with grilled onions, provolone and pickle chips.
- Chase your wife around for the next three days, trying to give her a "garlic kiss of death".
You're not going to lose weight off this meal and you'll shorten your life span by about 4 weeks, but it's worth it. Oh, man are they good.