Pabst Blue Robot
Well-Known Member
With an over abundance of drama in Long Beach, California
It's rather difficult being a canine known as "Snoop"
But I, by means unknown to myself
Continue to create fecal byproduct of the anus on a daily basis
With permission, I'd like to punt a small amount for the hooligans.
And garner financial compensation as I pass through with ease
The time is 2 o'clock AM and the social gathering remains lively
Because my mother is not home.
I have females in the foyer, copulating with one another
And they do not intend to depart until 6 o'clock AM
What would you do given this opportunity? But of course.
I have prophylactics on my person, as do my comrades.
So extinguish the lights and shut the doors
But we do not feel affection for these promiscuous females.
We intend to smoke 28.3495231 grams of marijuana in honor of this occasion
Gang memebers elevate, women of ill repute decend
while you followers of Oedipus oscillate between one state and the other.
I have finally managed to procure some Seagram's gin
Everyone expects to share in the spoils, but no one has offered to cover the cost.
This variety of unsavory conduct is not an uncommon occurence
Your need, sirs, of the gin is clear but does not negate my own.
All is well again when the soothing sounds of a member of the canis genus comes to pass
I'm in possession of music that sows the seeds of captivity in a man
Who has ears to hear these words which I speak.
As I indulge in a sip while in the center of the road
and begin courting this mistress of the evening by the name of Sadie
Who at one time was part of a monogamous relationship with a good friend of mine
Eighty degrees fahrenheit, when I politely petition the woman
Lift yourself clear of these testicles, these are not for you.
Relax, as I engage in gang activity with the humane society
Witness a mild wind
After some time has passed
My colleague Dre, MD. came to visit with an impressive amount of quality grain alcohol
And a large diameter marijuana cigarette, cannibis with origins that plagued me and I very nearly asphyxiated
This is not a laughing matter!
I had to take a temporary respite from this indulgence.
Ethanol and Tetrahydrocannabinol, I find myself innebriated at this time.
I am unable to cease this however, I continute to imbibe.
Dre is accompanied by a harem of sorts from the metropolis of Los Angeles
To offer services not of the ice cream variety.
After I ejactulate, I intend to vacate
Do not let this cause you strife, that is merely the way of life we lead
I make no claims of endearment, in fact I intend to make an exit!
And I will.
Traveling slowly down the road in an automobile
Inhaling combusted psychoactive compounds
and consuming potent potables
With my hoard of ill gotten currency occupying my thoughts
And vice versa.
And I'm spent! Feel free to share your own stuffy transliterations of a rap song or rock song or something else, it's a slow day at work.
It's rather difficult being a canine known as "Snoop"
But I, by means unknown to myself
Continue to create fecal byproduct of the anus on a daily basis
With permission, I'd like to punt a small amount for the hooligans.
And garner financial compensation as I pass through with ease
The time is 2 o'clock AM and the social gathering remains lively
Because my mother is not home.
I have females in the foyer, copulating with one another
And they do not intend to depart until 6 o'clock AM
What would you do given this opportunity? But of course.
I have prophylactics on my person, as do my comrades.
So extinguish the lights and shut the doors
But we do not feel affection for these promiscuous females.
We intend to smoke 28.3495231 grams of marijuana in honor of this occasion
Gang memebers elevate, women of ill repute decend
while you followers of Oedipus oscillate between one state and the other.
I have finally managed to procure some Seagram's gin
Everyone expects to share in the spoils, but no one has offered to cover the cost.
This variety of unsavory conduct is not an uncommon occurence
Your need, sirs, of the gin is clear but does not negate my own.
All is well again when the soothing sounds of a member of the canis genus comes to pass
I'm in possession of music that sows the seeds of captivity in a man
Who has ears to hear these words which I speak.
As I indulge in a sip while in the center of the road
and begin courting this mistress of the evening by the name of Sadie
Who at one time was part of a monogamous relationship with a good friend of mine
Eighty degrees fahrenheit, when I politely petition the woman
Lift yourself clear of these testicles, these are not for you.
Relax, as I engage in gang activity with the humane society
Witness a mild wind
After some time has passed
My colleague Dre, MD. came to visit with an impressive amount of quality grain alcohol
And a large diameter marijuana cigarette, cannibis with origins that plagued me and I very nearly asphyxiated
This is not a laughing matter!
I had to take a temporary respite from this indulgence.
Ethanol and Tetrahydrocannabinol, I find myself innebriated at this time.
I am unable to cease this however, I continute to imbibe.
Dre is accompanied by a harem of sorts from the metropolis of Los Angeles
To offer services not of the ice cream variety.
After I ejactulate, I intend to vacate
Do not let this cause you strife, that is merely the way of life we lead
I make no claims of endearment, in fact I intend to make an exit!
And I will.
Traveling slowly down the road in an automobile
Inhaling combusted psychoactive compounds
and consuming potent potables
With my hoard of ill gotten currency occupying my thoughts
And vice versa.
And I'm spent! Feel free to share your own stuffy transliterations of a rap song or rock song or something else, it's a slow day at work.
