I THINK I turned my chicken into an alcoholic...
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slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
An ex of mine took a hamster to the vet. $80. The vet warned her, pretty much saying "Hey lady, this is a $10 pet store animal, just cut your losses and beat it." But she had to drop the "Money is no object!" line............
petey_c
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I promise not to help this thread to devolve into how much we spend on our pets thread... after this. A retired co-worker has spent about $6,000.00 on his (oh I'm gonna hate sayin' this) wife's cat.
I had thought of being a gynecologist, but then I relaized how many sick ones I'd have to deal with. Didn't seem so glamorous then.
Thousands of veterinarians can't be wrong
You talking fuzny. Yous drunk hers shares?
Fedora
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Heh. Damn drunk chickens and chickens people.
It is among many things I knew better than.
solbes
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Maybe she needs to branch out more. We all need a 'lil variety now and again. Big glass of California Cab? How about sipping some fine 18 year old scotchy Scotch?
SWMBO took the cat to the vet today... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443139680.364706.jpg
Don't bring me to that vet. I don't want any pain injections.
Bill the cat lives!!!
UndeadFred
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I just joined and saw this. All my chickens get pissed if I don't brew for awhile... Mash is frickin chicken crack. I will avoid spilling beer. Thanks for the heads up on that.
mesooohoppy
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I have 6 hens and 1 likes beer. It's mostly, if not all, foam though. When I 'shoot' I generally try to have a little head for appearances. The rest love the spent grain and peck at the rim of my glass.
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With that said, anyone have an instagram and shoot with birds? I cannot be the only one!
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With that said, anyone have an instagram and shoot with birds? I cannot be the only one!
I checked your IG. Makes me want some chickens. They look like fun, but I'm probably too lazy to care for them.
Too long without chickn' talk.
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I feed my chickens so much spent grain. Usually I'll take sacks of it home and toss it in the yard, they can't eat it all so it gathers flies and then the fun (funk) begins. I need to start drying it and storing it.
I used to give it to my BIL when he had chickens. He would give us eggs. That was cool....
I said that exact same thing at the safety meeting at work the other day.
Safety meeting?
or "Safety Meeting"?
I need to get some chickens. Then I can brew more often. Tell the wife, "The chickens are hungry!"
And thirsty? They'll need something to wash down those grains...
FloppyKnockers
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mesooohoppy
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One of my chickens who seems to really like foam was ranting and raving to the other girls last night about how good pliny is..
She must have liked it, as she left dirt in my beer.
She must have liked it, as she left dirt in my beer.
UndeadFred
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You know if you let the mash really sour and it gets worms in it, then it is like chicken crunchberry cereal. Extra protein for the dinosaurs...
Had a beer outside for the first time since winter broke. The chicken was back, I poured her some wheat beer, she looked at it, tasted it, got the "oh this $hits back!!!" and gobbled it up!
The chicken then demanded pretzels.
The chicken then demanded pretzels.
